Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya

SANTA& BANTA

Santa: Why do God stay up in heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

A couple in train

A couple in train,
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?

santa&banta

santa - tune meri jeb me haath kyu dala??
banta - nuje machis lena he.
santa - mujhse maang lete..
banta - me ajnabiyo se baat nahi karta