santa & BANTA

Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?

banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.

Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey

Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.

Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band kar liya kro.

Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?

Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?

Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.

Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.

Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,

Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.


Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?


Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
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Santag
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Koe b nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy

Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy
Mei us se shadi kronga.

Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.

Boy: Kyu?

Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.