S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

santa & banta

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

TCHR- Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla

TCHR-
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?

Santa: "Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"

Santa:
"Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"
Frnd:"Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rhi h ya dekh k hans rhi h"

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga

santa & banta

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko