Pathan kisi larki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Larki ke maa baap:… humari beti abhi parh rahi hai…
pathan:koi baat nahi, ham ghante baad a jaega…!
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Pathan kisi larki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Larki ke maa baap:… humari beti abhi parh rahi hai…
pathan:koi baat nahi, ham ghante baad a jaega…!
1 cheeni hospital me tha.
1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,
“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
or mar gaya.
Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.
In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,
“KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.
pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Pathan heran ho kr:
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Kiun camre wala hai kya??
Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:
English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan
peche sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear
officer:
what?
sardar:
mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda.:
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