Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk

Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.

Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?

Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.

Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh

Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.

Teacher:agle class me tumko “

Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?

Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi

Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?

Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?

Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.

Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati

Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar. par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?

Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum

Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…

Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?

Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?

Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.

Teacher: kaun bolna parega,

Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.

Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne

Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo

Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.