JUMBO JOKEY: 05/06/12

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or

Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:

Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon

To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai:
Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang
Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He

Chor 1 Ghar Mein Chori Karne Gaya

Tijori Par Likha Tha:
TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI
440 No
LAGAO AUR SAMNE
WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI.

Jaise Hi Button Dabaya
Alarm Bja
Aur POLICE Aagai

Jate Waqt CHOR Malik Se
Bola:
Aaj Mera INSANIYAT SE Aetbaar UTTH GAYA

1)Musharraf K Isteefay Pr Sochta Hoon Faraz !

1)Musharraf K
Isteefay Pr Sochta
Hoon Faraz !
Woh To Hushboo Hai Hawaon Main
Bikhar Jae Ga
Masla Tou MULK Ka Hai
Jisay Ab Zardari Nigal
Jaey Ga.

2). 1 Sardaar Ko TELENOR Mein Operator Ki Job
Mil Gai,
Pehli Hi Din
Call Aei,
“Sir ! Meri TELENOR ” Ki Sim
Block Ho Gai Hai”
Sardaar ! Te Saaleya Tu
U FONE Di Sim Le La.

3). Indian To Pakistani ,
Hamary Pass Shahrukh ,
Amir ,Salman ,Akshay ,Amitabh, Hy
Tumhare Pass Kia Hai?
Pakistani !
Hamare Pass Faraz Hai………

4). Mujay Us Shahs Se Bohat Pyar Hai FARAZ,
Jo Masjid Mei Kehta Hai
Rozay Walio Roza
Khol Lo.

5). MY Last Wish !
Mujay Jla Dena,
Ya Dfna Dena,
Par Marty Waqt 2 Ghoont
Beer Pila Dena,
Mai Taj Mahal
Nahi Mangta Yaro Bas
Meri Qabar Par

Girls Hostel Bana Dena.
6). Girlz Aur Universities
Mein Aik Fact
Common Hai?,
?
?
?
?
?
Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
………Kahee Na Kahee
Chance Ban He Jaata Hai….