santa & banta

Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai.
Banta:Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.

Santa school me hans raha tha,

Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?
Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...

Sir: Muhavre

Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.

santa & banta

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train chlti he.
banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he

At a ladies garments shop,

At a ladies garments shop,
MAN: I need a Ladies Salwar Suit..
Shopkeeper: Sir, wife k liye chahiye yaa kuchh acha sa dikhau?

sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,

sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,
monu itne lambe pipe se kyu pi raha hai
sonu yaar dr saab ne tambaku se dur rahne ko kaha hai...

LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA

LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha

santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain

Ladki: M G Road

santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur
Thakur-Nai
In Hatho Se Me Dosto Ko Msgs Krta Hu
YeJo Is Waqt Msg Padh Raha H Is Ke hath Lele
Ye kabhi Msg Nai Krta

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.
Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,

Bhanja:Mujhe 200/Rs. Do,
Mama:Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi AQal Ki Zarurat Hai,
Bhanja:Ab mai Apse Wahi Cheez to Mangunga Jo Apke Paas Hai.

By: mandar jadhav

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)