Two brothers open shops in front of each other. One of them gets good business from the beginning the other remains to sit idle. He though to contact the other, he went to his shop.
Tum ne kia kia k aap ka business acha chalta hai.
He replied Maa ki Duaa.
The other replied in anger shutup pahlay toon dawa.
Friday, January 4, 2013
If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!?
Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...
The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."
Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
Relax guys! they'll only go for a virtual honeymoon.
Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera...
Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...
Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !
aik admi shadi karna chahta
aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kya karoon.
us ka friend kahta hay hai newspaper main add de do k mujhay biwi chahiye.
Admi aisay hi karta hay.
kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjh nahi aati k kia karoon.
us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua?
woh kahta hay k mainay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray Husbands nay khat likhay hain k meri biwi lay lo meri biwi lay lo.
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha.ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they .
Russian ne kaha: k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.
American ne kaha: k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.
Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha: k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.
Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta
Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"
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