Khud Ko Karo nalayak Itna Ki,

Khud Ko Karo nalayak Itna Ki,
Koi bhi Book padne Se Pehle,
Uska Har Panna Tumse Khud Puche,
"Beta Tabiyat To Thik H Na....
aaj kaise yad aa gai."

"Dusro Ko Itni Jaldi Maaf Kr Diya Karo,

"Dusro Ko Itni Jaldi Maaf Kr Diya Karo,
Jitni Jaldi AAP UPARWALE Se Apne Liye Maafi Ki Umeed Rakhte Ho".

Good Night ! ! ! !

Good
Night
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Sweet
Dreams
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Take Care
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Ab aur kya dekh rhe ho?
Bister,
takiya,
chaadar
bhi
SMS se bheju kya.?

Do u know? Meri zindagi ka maksad.

Do u know? Meri zindagi ka maksad.
aisa dost, jb meri akhri sanse chal rahi ho or aa k kahe "chal yar aaj yamraj ki class bunk marte h!"

Jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

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Jaan

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Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan bakash do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait mat kiya kro!!

Frndship rules

Frndship rules
No drama
No excuse
No sory
No thanx
Don't say I'm buzy
Jst always say-
"Jani hukum kar tere lye jaan B hazir hai!"
"denge nhi wo alg bat h.

Itne dino baad aj books kholi to 1 raaz khula,

Itne dino baad aj books kholi to 1 raaz khula,
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Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Oh my god ye b nhi aata...;-)

Rajnikanth in BIG BOSS'S house

Rajnikanth in BIG BOSS'S house
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Day 1 - 9 A.M
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Rajnikanth chahte hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aayein:-)

Agar free h to call me plz,

Agar free h to call me plz,mere phone me bal nhi h
Its urgnt, mjhe tjhse ek personal advice leni h.
























TajMahal bik raha hai
kharid lu kya?

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai?

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai?
Select any number-
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Plz Reply...
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Mat karna!
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Apko koi 2 rupay na de,
jaan kaun dega

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off.

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off. I'm goin to dehli for 1yrs.
Keep mising me... I'll mis u.




























Kal raat yeh khwab aya tha.
Aaj dekho shyad London jaau.

Why boys call all girls

Why boys call all girls ITEM?bcozITEM means MAALMAAL means PAISAPAISA means LAXMIor grl to ghar ki laxmi hoti hto hui na ITEM.Rista wahi soch nai.

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai, Facebook hai, youtube hai, Orkut hai, Skype hai,Tere paas kya hai?
Frnd 2- Mere paas kaam dhandhe hai!

Yeh sms jin "khubsurat" logo ko milta hai,

Yeh sms jin "khubsurat" logo ko milta hai,
woh 5 sec baad behosh ho jata hain,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,

Nhi behosh hue na,
"khubsurat" hote to behosh hote na.

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega
Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.:-)

Laal Baig Ko Milk

Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.

"SOHAIL KHAN KE JAAN LEVA TOTKE"

Zindagi Ka Usool

Zindagi Ka Usool
Agr koi tumhe patthar mare to tumhara farz hai k tum us par,

Phool phenko,

Lekin'
Yad rahe,






Phool gamle samait phekna hai :-)

CID ROCKS

CID ROCKS
Tanhaai me satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
DAYA,pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui tou hui kaise?

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar Q Utar Diya Jata He.?




QKi



Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota He
Aag Lagane Wali Cheje Bahar Rakhe