2 sardar were playing chess

2 sardar were playing chess

1st - ab bas hua hum khel band karte hain

2nd - thik hai , vaise bhi tumhara ghora aur mera hathi he baki hai .

Santa to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai:

Santa to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.

Policeman: Kiyon ki, Santa Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.

Santa Police se:

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Ek din RAWAN disko gaya--aur wo behons ho gay

Ek din RAWAN disko gaya--aur wo behons ho gaya..
soncho kyon??
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kyonki disko me Entry ke liye 5000 Rs. per head tha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

A sirdar was talking on telephone.

A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
Sardar: "BV se?
Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
Sardar: Tmhari hai..."

SoN: Mom MubArik HO,Meri

SoN: Mom MubArik HO,Meri 7 JanmO K Liay J0b Lag GAi HAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..7 JanmO K Liay J0b Lag GAi HAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..

SANTA& BANTA

santa:yar tere ghar me latrine bani hai?
banta:haan,aur tere ghar me?
santa:nai yar mere ghar me to daal chawal bana hai.

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

boy: main iss tree pe chadu to engineering college

boy: main iss tree pe chadu to engineering college i girls dikhegi....
girl: or tu wahan se gir gaya to medical college ki girls dikhegin...

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I don't know .
Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?
Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old .