What is the Similarity Between

What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?

Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!!

AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA

AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA HAY USSE DEKH KAR DO DOCTOR AAPAS MAY
JHAGAR TEAN HAY AIK KEHTA HAY K US KI HADDI TOTH GAI HAI DOSRA BOLTA HAI K
NAHI US KA ANGOTHA NIKAL GAYA HAI DONOON ME KAFI BEHAS HO RAHI HOTI HAI TO
TISRA DOCTOR BOLTA HAI CHALO US SAY HI POCH LAETEY HAIN USSAY POCH TAY HAIN TO
WO BOLATA HAI NAHI NA MERA TO CHAPL TOTA HAY;)

One day RAVAN went to disco...

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!

why.....??

" Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

A Britisher came to India to travel

A Britisher came to India to travel across the country and after travelling though out India, one day he asked a Desi person...

British : Why you Indian are different colours,we British are all same colour White

Desi : Sir,have you seen horses,they are different in colours but all Donkeys are same in colours.

Father and Son were in conversation on the

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach:-
Son:Papa, Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata beta?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

Judge: Is criminal ke dono kaan kat do.

Judge: Is criminal ke dono kaan kat do.
Criminal: Nahi mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Bewakoof kaan katne se andha kaise honge�
Criminal: Phir mai chasma kaise pehnunga?

Ramlal (Bagwan say): Bahgwan mujhy

Ramlal (Bagwan say): Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.

Bahgwan bat kat ker bole: aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.