Train mein TT Sadhu se bola

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?


Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Anti Misba: Beta batao "SUCCESFUL" main kitne

Anti Misba: Beta batao "SUCCESFUL" main kitne
"C" aate hai?



Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa "C" laga lo.

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

BE-IZZATIIII...!!!

BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.
:D

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

Employee:

Employee:

Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay hain????????

Boss:

Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat hoti hai………….