MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun

MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne








Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy: Haan Hon.

Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.

Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon IDEA Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. :-)

1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya

1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.

Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.

c

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?

Mareez Ghussay Se:

Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai

Leak To Nahi...

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao

Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai...

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)

Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga
JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO.