Mouse To Elephant:

Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??" Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay, Tent Lagwana Hay..

Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi

Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai,

Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? Bhadur Ya Khubsurat? Student: Dono, Yani . . . "Heroinchi"

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.

Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping.. Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

Man Knows Man’s Nature…

Man Knows Man’s Nature…
Customer:
I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?

Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.

Man:
Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.
Friend:
4th?
Man:
He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
Friend:
Y D0nt U Throw Him Out?
Man:
Woi To
GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai.

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say: Tum Kis Din Paida Howay? Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko. Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay Ha...

Rocky -vicky tu tina ko line marna 6od de

Rocky -vicky tu tina ko line marna 6od de .Vicky-kyu ?Rocky- kyunki uska 1 boyfriend he .Vicky- usme kya hua , fotball me bhi goalkeeper hota he fir bhi samne vali team goal marti he na .

Ladka: Hey bhagwan!Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.

Ladka: Hey bhagwan!Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.
frnd bana do.Bhagawan:Ghar chale jao beta,
Samajhdar ladki kabhi boyfrnd nai banati.

A muslim couple after divorce.

A muslim couple after divorce.
Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai.
Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba.
Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai-behen hai...