agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain

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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……

Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

Mallika Sherawat ne

Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA … !

Jinn: Hukam aaka?

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?

bolo baby??

Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

College ki girls ne strike ki.

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Ek ladka, Raju office mein

Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the

Santa- Tu office me toh bada

Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k

tySardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon…