Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha

Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage...



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Banta: Goli mar de [?]

santa & banta

Santa 500 k note pe likha number dial kr rha tha.
Banta = kya kr rhe ho?
Santa= mai dekh rha hu, gandhiji to chale gye par unka mobile kiske pass hai?

Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho.,

Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho.,
Jisse Dil Khush b ho Jaye or Jal b Jaye.,
Wife: Apke k sb Frnd's me sb se Acchi KISS Krne ka Style Apka h..

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

Mohabbat Kia Hai? .

Mohabbat Kia Hai?
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Jo
Yaqeen Ban K Soch Me
Ummeed Ban K Ankh Me
Raonaq Ban K Chehre Pe
Aitmad Ban K Baato Me
aur
Ehsas Ban K
Dil Me Rahe.

santa & banta

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..

Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..
(tabhi mariz bol pada) - main zinda hu..!
Mareez ki biwi boli - Tum chup raho ji, hamesha apni chalate ho, itna bada doctor kya jhut bolega?

England Mother- Good night dear.

England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shaba kher.
Aur
Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.

MASTER G Class Me-Agar sache dil se

MASTER G Class Me-Agar sache dil se GOD se prathna ki jaye to wo puri hoti haiLADKA-Rahne do sir, agar aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir nahi sasur hote.

Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar

Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha, Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)