Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Santa bahut pareshaan tha usse

Santa bahut pareshaan tha usse kisi ne pucha santa itne pareshaan kyu ho to santa bola are yaar ek dost ko plastic surgury ke liye 2 lakh rupayee diye the ab phechan nahi paa raha hoo.

Santa public toilet gaya aur ek gante aad nikla.

Santa public toilet gaya aur ek gante aad nikla.
Bahar baita jamadar bola- 20rs
Santa-saale... bathroom me baita tha... koi cyber cafe me nahi...

Santa: Station tak jane ke kitne paise?

Santa: Station tak jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2 Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2 Rs mein kaun le ke jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Santa & banta

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Mein Ziada Munaafa Ho?

Banta:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Main Baich Dy

Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larki: choro na

Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,

Larki: choro na tum be

Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoØn.

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye

banta & santa

Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa-khud ko
Banta-Isme kya likha hai ?
Santa-maloom nahi
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha hai