Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Santa:Yaar raat

Santa:Yaar raat
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . .

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi,

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..



Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha

MOLU- Kya Hua?

GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

Socho agar SMS recieve karnay k

Socho agar SMS recieve karnay k pesay lagtay to kya hota..?

Guess..?

Guess..?

Aaj tum sab meri waja se road par Aa jaatay.

Kya Batayen Apne

Kya Batayen Apne
Doston Ki
Wo To Hain Nirale

“Funter”

Girl FRIEND K Liye ‘KFC KA BERGAR’ or

Dosto K Leay
” A.B SHAH GAZI ka LANGAR”


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Pathan U.K gaya

Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha

Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan

Officer:
English mei bolo

Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan

peche sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear

officer:
what?

sardar:
mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda.:


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