Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko,

Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
Mummy: kaminey aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Teacher: Now, Children

Teacher:
Now, Children
If I Saw A Man Beating A Donkey
And Stopped Him
What Virtue Would I Be Showing?

Student:
Brotherly Love!

Teacher: Gharebi Ki Had Kya Hai?

Teacher:
Gharebi Ki Had Kya Hai?

Student:
Jab 1 Larki 2 Rupay Main Kiss Dene Ko Tayar Ho
Aur Aap Ke Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho

Teacher: Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hamein Parha Rahi Hain
Wo Sach Hai.

Ham Parh Rahe Hain
Ye Ap Ka Veham Hai.

Teacher: Jawani Aur

Teacher:
Jawani Aur
Burhape Me Farq Btao…?

Student:
Jawani Me Mobile Me
HASEENO
K Numbers Hote Hain,
Aur Burhape Me
HAKEEMO K

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.