Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega

Sir 2 me :Padai karo varna koi tumhe job nai dega



Me 2 sir :Padai wo log krte h jise job chahiye ham to job dene walo me se hai

Teacher- Batao banjar kise kehte hai

Teacher- Batao banjar kise kehte hai GOLU- sir jis par hariyali na ho
Teacher- bahut khub kisi banjar jagaha ka example do
GOLU- Ji aapka sir

GOLU:Dehaat se aye ek admi ko

GOLU:Dehaat se aye ek admi ko english ke sirf do words aate the,
phir b usne shehar ja ke lakho rupye kamaye.
MOLU: Kaunse words
GOLU: HANDS UP

Knjus-Ek Or Ice-cream Khaoge

Knjus-Ek Or Ice-cream Khaoge
Beta:Pr apne 1 icecream b nai dilai ab tk
Bap:Bhool Gye jab hum pichle sal yaha aye tha to 1 icecream nai khai thi

1 gav me nadi pe bridge banaya Gya

1 gav me nadi pe bridge banaya Gya
People:bahut accha ho Gya
GOLU: ha ji pehle dhup me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab Chav me tair ke par krenge

Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya

Judge:Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya

Mulzim:QK Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jau Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
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Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo "JALEBI" Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai

His Sicilian wife Gina

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my first guess."