Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..

Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..

jiski duniya diwani he

1st-Tajmahal


&

2nd -Aap




...Ne Mujhe to Dekha Hi Hoga...

It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

PAISA ayega jayega,

PAISA ayega jayega,
SUKH..ayega jayega,
CHINTA ayegi jayegi.
PYAR ayega jayega,
LEKIN is dOST Ka SMS aayega aayega..Aur aata hi rahega..!

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga h or ye dekho apne nahate time ka photo.












Oye! Ye kya??Hafte bhar se nahaye hi nahi.

Unfamiliar similarity :)

Unfamiliar similarity :)

Garib Aadami mandir ke bahar BHEEK mangta hai,,,

jab ki

crorepati aadami mandir ke andar BHEEK mangta hai...

Alcohal chalisa' @

Alcohal chalisa' @
Gurur " RAM " ma
Gurur 'WHISKY'
Gurur 'VODKA'
'JIN'eshwara
Gurur 'SCOTCH'a
Pram'BRANDI'
Tasmai shri 'BEER'ey Namah :

Mausam kitna suhana hai,

Mausam kitna suhana hai,thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..

Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!

Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

Earlier

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

<(',)> Kaan (( khol kar JL Sunlo

<(',)> Kaan (( khol kar JL Sunlo





agar 5 minute main koi sms nahi aya




to?



to?

thodi der baad kar dena
koi JALDI wali baat nahi hai yar..

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli......Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga.....

6 thing r GOD Gifted..

6 thing r GOD Gifted..
1.Mother's Love
2.father's Advice
3.Brother's Care
4.Sister's Fights
5.True Love &
6.What ?

Main Bhi Kisi gift se Kam Hu Kya...

SONE Ki Kimat Rs19000

SONE Ki Kimat Rs19000
Tak
Ho
Gyi
Hai
Isliye
Sona
Chhod
Do
Aur Jaag Kar Waqt Guzaro
QKi
SONA Hamein Bahut Mehnga Pad Raha Hai..

Jago Grahak Jago...

Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal

Tarak Mehta PJ:

Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal
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Wah Wah.....
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Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal
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Wah Wah.....
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Ab Popat ki nayi Item hai Koyal

har dua me tera nam yad aya,

har dua me tera nam yad aya,
har dhadkan he tuje pukara,
dur ho mujse koi gila nahi,
fursaht mile to yad karna bhulna nahi...

Kitna dardnak tha wo manzar jab hum bichhade th

Kitna dardnak tha wo manzar jab hum bichhade the,,,

Usne kaha tha jeena bhi hai aur Rona bhi nahi...