Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya

BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

DO MACHER BIKE PAR JA RAHE THE..

DO MACHER BIKE PAR JA RAHE THE... RASTE ME HATHI NE LIFT MANGI TO MACHER NE KAHA DEKH LE FIR TERI MAA KAHEGI KI LOAFERO KE SATH GHOOM RAHA HAI.

DO MACHER BIKE PAR JA RAHE THE..

DO MACHER BIKE PAR JA RAHE THE... RASTE ME HATHI NE LIFT MANGI TO MACHER NE KAHA DEKH LE FIR TERI MAA KAHEGI KI LOAFERO KE SATH GHOOM RAHA HAI.

Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge

Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped(tree)6 nai
dikhte
pub manager-saalon bas karo
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped he

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He

Banta-Meri Patni

Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta-Dusro Ki Patni..

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya

khana khane se pehle
ya
Khane k baad

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,

yaar museebat aane per log upar wale ko hi kusoor war kun thraten hain,

dusra dost,
"kunki biwi ko kusoorwar thrane se museebat aur badh jayaigi..

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr):

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
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dosara pagal: rail gari........
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1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
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2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha.............

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....