Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye,

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye, to woh doctor ke pass dawai lene challa giya, doctor ne dawai di to pujari ne poocha, doctor sahib PARHEJ kya karu ?
Doctor bola : bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana ...

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye,

Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye, to woh doctor ke pass dawai lene challa giya, doctor ne dawai di to pujari ne poocha, doctor sahib PARHEJ kya karu ?
Doctor bola : bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana ...

garmi ka din tha aur ek machchar

garmi ka din tha aur ek machchar bahut pareshaani se baitha tha...thabhi ek saathi machchar wahaan aaya aur poocha... " kyu bhai tum itne pareshaan kyu ho"

pahale machar ne jawaab dia...." dekh yaar kamaal ho raha hai....choohe daani mai chooha.... saabun daani mai saabun aur machchar daani mai aadmi so raha hai...."

Sir: Chalo Newton's law batao..?

Sir: Chalo Newton's law batao..?

SANTA: Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.

Sir: chalo utna hi batao..

SANTA:-".. And dis is called d Newton's law"

SANTA & BANTA

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?

Banta:koi fark nai,

Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

SANTA & BANTA

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!

Santa & Banta

Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai

"DHAKKAA !"

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..


"DHAKKAA !"

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.
Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.

Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi.

Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi.
Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake class room mein uda de,
Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladki phas gayi.

two agarbattis on a boat but

two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?” Some answers are:
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