1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

Baap: Beta Is Br Exam

Baap:
Beta Is Br Exam
Main Tumny 9O% Lane Hain

Beta:
Nai Me To Is Bar 1OO% Laon Ga

Baap:
Kion Mazaq Kr Rhe Ho?

Beta:
Shoru Kis Ne Kia Tha?

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich

A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

Jindgi Ch Jittan Da Shaunk C Rakhde

Jindgi Ch Jittan Da Shaunk C Rakhde
Par Tere To Haarn Pichhe V Koi Majburi C
Shart Hundi Tan Sabb Kuj Var K V Jitt Lende
Par Tere Jittan Layi Meri Haar Jar Uri C

TOHFA’ Tuhanu Eh Greeb Ki De Sakda

TOHFA’ Tuhanu Eh Greeb Ki De Sakda
Bus De K Duavan Hi Saar Deve
Eho Ardaas Meri Rabb Age
Sohni Jindgi, Kothi Te Tainu Car Deve
Ho Jave Je An-Ban Kite Teri Meri
Tainu Jitt Te Mainu Oh Haar Deve
Rabb Na Kare J Muk Jan Saah Tere
Tainu Bakhash K Jindgi Mainu Maar Deve

1 Patahn Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui

1 Patahn Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui
Per Uski Laash Muskuraty Hue Mili
Farishte Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Pathan Bola :
Hum Ko Laga K Koi Photo Khench Raha Hai

1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe

1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha

1 Admi Ne Pucha:
Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Tota Bola:
Pathan Hai Sala…

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun