A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a Jatt joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm Jatt. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is Jatt. The bouncer is Jatt. The man sitting over to your left is also a Jatt. Still wanna tell that Jatt joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a Jatt joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm Jatt. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is Jatt. The bouncer is Jatt. The man sitting over to your left is also a Jatt. Still wanna tell that Jatt joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a Jatt joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm Jatt. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is Jatt. The bouncer is Jatt. The man sitting over to your left is also a Jatt. Still wanna tell that Jatt joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
A Jatt is travelling in a DTC bus in Delhi. It's a busy day and our Jatt is roughing it out, standing up in the aisle and all. In his
right hand is his briefcase (which appears to contain some valuables), with his left he is grabbing on to the railing for dear life.
The conductor approaches him for a ticket. The Jatt who doesn't have a free hand to pull out his wallet gives the conductor a helpless look. The conductor reaches out for the jatt's briefcase in an effort to help him out.
"nahin! tum upar pakdo" says the Jatt clutching onto his briefcase
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
A man goes to local village doctor
"Dactar sahib..mennu bare bhayanak je sapne ande ne..
"for example"doc said
"..mennu sapna anda he ki meri bivi, jado me so janda ya bahar janda, te o pajh ke kise hor aadmi nu milan jandi ha i"....or jado meri jag khuldi hai te o ghar vich hondi hai..dasso me ki kara - eh bhayanak jya sapna menu kha raha hai...
doctor said," bevkoofa..e sapna nai sach hai"