Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.

Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.


Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha
Usne MUrgi se sadi ki
Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya


Ye sb kya he?



AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI!

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai
Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,
HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi

TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao

TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?



STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.



TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.

SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko

SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha








Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer

customer:Bhai sahab is underwear

customer:Bhai sahab is underwear ki kya garranty hai?shopkeeper:5 v manjil se kood k dekho,tum phat jayoge par underwear nahi...!!

Raavan sita ka haran karne k liye cycle lekar ay

Raavan sita ka haran karne k liye cycle lekar aya.
Ye dekh kar sita ne ram ko phone kiya to ram bole are tum fikar mat karo usko do savari nahi ati hai.

Sharma:- Ek Problem He

Sharma:- Ek Problem He
Yaar, Meri Beti Jawaan Ho Gai He Kya Karu.?

Verma:- Jawaan Ho Gai Hai To Border Pe Bhej De,
Sare Jawan Wahi Jate He