Future genration,

Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,

Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.

Galat baat par Gussa ajana

Galat baat par Gussa ajana sharafat ki nishani hai,
Lekin usi Guse ko pee jana
ek sachhe INSAN ki Nishani hai.

'SMS'karne me kitna maja ata hai,

'SMS'karne me kitna maja ata hai,
But'DIL'Ghabrata hai,
Q ki'Balance'jata h,
but asli'maja'tab aata hai,
jab kanjus logo se 'SMS' Ka jawab aata hai

Educational Song

Educational Song
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chala

MATHS-Ajib dastan h ye

EXAM-Zehrli Raate

RESULT-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga

FAIL-Jag Sona Sona lage

Sher likha jata he

Sher likha jata he
Padha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he
Lekin jb Sher
samne ata he to Payjama uper se dhila,Neche se gila OR Peche pila hojata hai

Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hain

Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf 2line padte hain
Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi abtak pad raheho

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na

samjho na samjho na




is msg ka matlab samjho na

Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He

Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He
Masti K liye
NO
Time Pass
No
Hum Ye Msg Apne Desh Ke Liye Bhejte Hai
QKI
PADEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA

aapko english ka ek word bhejta hoon,

aapko english ka ek word bhejta hoon,
jise aap age se padho ya piche se,
aapko apna hi naam dikhyi dega,
u-l-l-u
sorry dont mind ok

Aapki Zindgi me 5 Chize

Aapki Zindgi me 5 Chize Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakati Hai- "Hum", "Humara Call", "Hamara msg","Hamari Yaad" Aur Hamari Yaad Se Aapke Face Pe Smile" Aa Gayi Na ??

har maa ka 1 sapna hota hai,

har maa ka 1 sapna hota hai,
ki uski beti ko 1 handsome or intelligent ladka mile,
ab aap hi batao dosto,
1 rana kis kis ki maa ka sapna pura karega,

lassi banati hai Lahor ki larkian

lassi banati hai
Lahor ki larkian
Multan ki
halwa bnati hai

Faislabad ki
kchori bnati hai

Dost mano ya na mano

karachi ki larkian

sirf

bewakuf banati hai..

- Who khud hi hu ruswa khud hi maan jaye

- Who khud hi hu ruswa khud hi maan jaye
- Jo mein rooth jaon tu mujh ko manaye
- Meray paas aaye zara muskaraye
- Jo mein ro paroon tu who aansoon bahaye

Shadi ka wada kiya yasmin se warna

Shadi ka wada kiya yasmin se warna
mohabbat to thi Nasreen se
anjane mein keh diya Amreen se
kya haal huwa tha pucho Parveen se
Aab tho Umeed hai sirf Tabasumm se....

Mana ka pyar me kamzor a

Mana ka pyar me kamzor a hum,Par pyar ki tasvir dil me raktae hai hum,Bhale hi apniroz mulakat na hoti ho, Par salamat rahe aap yahi dua karte hai hum.

Newton First Law of "Chichorapan"

Newton First Law of "Chichorapan".Every chichora continues to do chichorapn until & unless a tamachaa or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impossed up

Ye padh lena imp hai exam

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jaaega..
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1.Roll no
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3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaogi kya?


Anything 4 u

NEW AD OF FAIR & LOVELY

NEW AD OF FAIR & LOVELY Maa: Nalayak,kaha thi itni raat tak ?Beti: boyfrnd ke saathMaa: kar aayi na muh kala?Beti: to kya hua maa, Fair & lovely hai na.

Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo

Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo
jo tumhe pyar kare us dil ko kabhi dar mat do
kyunki tum sari duniya ke oiye ek ho magar
kisi ek liye tum saari duniya ho

Boori nazar se dekhoge to har ladki galat

Boori nazar se dekhoge to har ladki galat lagegi aur achi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhari bhabhi dikhegi.
=>TUMHARA BHAI <=

ae.......chaddi.....ae...fasi ??

ae.......chaddi.....ae...fasi
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oye
ye ek bank ka naam hai....
H.D.F.C...!!!!
KEEP SMILING
:-))

Dost Teri Hasin ki 1 smile

Dost Teri Hasin ki 1 smile Hazzaron dil jeet sakti hai..
Hans k to dikha
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(@...@)
(<...>)
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Oye Hoye mehfil loot li jaalim ne...

Arz kiya hai:-----

Arz kiya hai:-----
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana
wah wah
Zindgi ka maksad hai sabko pakana....
A for Apple, B for Banana.....)))

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi hai

I m wating for u!/

Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory

Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,miss to karegaich na, Bole to GUD wali night

Uffo kia krte ho

Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna











NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Soch

I LOVE YOU. . .

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...

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to kya. Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...;->

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola



khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!

Zehrele machhar,

Zehrele
machhar,


Zehrele
naag,


Zehrele
keeray,



Zehrele
kutte

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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe :-)

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,

Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,

chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

KUCH NAHI

KUCH NAHI






keh dya na KUCH NAHI




YAR kya ho gaya?




KUCH NAHI hai




PACHHTAO ge TUM!




Bohat DHEET ho!





Ab shauK se padho





"KUCH NAHI"