Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?


Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day santa HARBHAJAN SINGH ko le aaye.

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi,

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi,

…Faraz…

Wo sub se aagy hote hain jahan chawal taqseem hote hain
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pai ik chamcha Hor.


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