Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati

Pathan: Molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: Nahi hoti

Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, nahi hoti

Pathan: Hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mein Shehad (Honey) Me!Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko Chatne Lga Aur Aap Mujhe!

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki

girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki mujhse pyar karne lage
boy- abhi kaha dekha hai maine sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to pyar kiya hai

Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.

Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.
Bamta- tu ped par kyo latka hai.
Santa- Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, ISLIYE

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?
Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.
Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir?
Johnny: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

santa & banta

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de ---bas ladki fas gai

santa and banta went to

santa and banta went to steal in Ram,s house at night when he is sleeping

Santa drops a plate
Ram :kaun hai?
Santa: meow
Banta drops a plate

Ram : kaun hai?
Banta : ek aur billi

s house at night when he is sleeping

Santa drops a plate
Ram :kaun hai?
Santa: meow
Banta drops a plate

Ram : kaun hai?
Banta : ek aur billi

Munna bhi: Ye doctor log

Munna bhi: Ye doctor log operation karte samay patiant ko sula kyon dete hai?

Circuit: Bole to patiant khud operation karna sikh nale eslia bhia

banta & santa

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Santa ki chatri me hole tha

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE

Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.
DOC: HAA AATE HAI,KAHA LAGANE HAI?
Santa: YE LO MERI CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO.

Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne Gaya

Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne Gaya
Dono 10 minute Tak Bat karte rahe
Ladki - Bhaiya aap kitne bhai-Bahen Ho?
Ladka:- Abtak 3 The par Ab 4 Ho Gaye

Ek behra dusre se: Nahane ja rahe ho?

Ek behra dusre se: Nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra: nahi, nahane ja raha hun.
pehla: Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rahe ho...

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??















sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-

Tourist - Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya?

Tourist - Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya?
Guide - Me Yaha Itne Saalo Se Kaam Kar Raha Hoon,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha,

Tourist - Kitne Saal Hue?

Guide - 300 Saal......

Boy friend:Darling,I love u.

Boy friend:Darling,I love u.
Girlfriend:Kutte ke bache....
Boyfriend:Kya!
Girlfriend:Kitne cute hote hain na.

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi-

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi-
1Admi Bola
Amma Mujhe B LeJati
2-4 Or Bole:Amma Hme B Le Jati.
Santa:Chup HoJao
KUTO
Amma Kya
Tata-Sumo Krke
Gyi hai...?

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo iss se wo thik ho jayegi.
Student:ppar sir us ko attack kaise dilaya jaye

VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi

VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu?
ADWANI:Karlo?
VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu
ADWANI:kunwari se hi kar lo
widhwa to apne aap ho jaegi

Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha.

Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.
Santa: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Santa: Ik green wala dena.

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?

Heights of laziness:

Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
mom:khud lelo
beta:pls dedo
mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

An Elephant meets an Ant.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA

santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho?

banta:ye khat urgent pohchana hai

santa:kaha?

banta:address padhne ka tym nahi hai...

1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...

1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha

dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho

pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun!!!

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy

Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha
Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya.

How to develop positive thinking?

How to develop positive thinking?Watch F-TV.Bcoz u always think "Arey yaar ok theek hai,yah nahi to agli model ke kapde me se kuch dikhega"

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."

Santa’s donkey was missing

Santa’s donkey was missing

Santa’s donkey was missing. Santa was praying and thanking God. Banta saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?” Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

The doctor told Santa

The doctor told Santa

The doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What’s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.

ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!

ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!


boy-"kya me tumara hath chum sakta hu...?
girl- kiu? kutte ....!]
kamine...!
haramjade..! mere hoto me kya jahar laga he kya..??

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka

Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye. Mahila: Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain.

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai

Histry Of Pakorey

Histry Of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac'che The To Baloach Bola





"PAKO REY" ..

Santa Meets His Friend Banta

Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym Santa: A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ??? Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ...

Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya

Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye???
Santa:-BIRLA CEMENT
Pandit:-kyun?
Santa:- Is cement main JAAN HAI...!!!

patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye?

patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye? doc. agar operation successful hua toh mere liye nahin toh tumhare liye!!

santa & banta

Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”

BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...

BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN "KAMAKAR KHAO".

Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra

Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra the aur Pandu Ke sirf 5, aisa kyu?
Student: Madam, kyu ki Jinki aankhe hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai.

Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi

Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi dhang se nahi khulti, koi tarika toh batao.
Friend: Kisi din achanak apne ghar bedroom mein chale jao, aakhen khuli ki khuli reh jayengi.

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Ni

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?

Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ?

Santa pravachan sun ne gaya,

Santa pravachan sun ne gaya, ghar aaker biwi ko god me utha liya, biwi boli kya baat hai pravachan me romantic karne ko bola hai.santa bol nhi pagli bola hai ki apne dukho ka bhaar khud uthao...

Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan
jitna.Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj banaoge Hus:Maine to Plot
le liya hai,Der to tum kar rahi ho.

Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha-

Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko?
Ladki- Nahi..
Santa- Mai wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!! ;-)

Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!

Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

santa bike se ja raha tha,

santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen.

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen.

Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy,

Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay hen

santa bike se ja raha tha,

santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyu

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Becoz
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain.

Jo 11 Saal Jail Main

Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan

Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”

Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.

Taxi driver to

Taxi driver to
Sindhi passenger :
”Sir, taxi ke brakes fail
ho gaye hain
Kya karoon.?”
Sindhi passenger :
”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.

1000 Pages ki book kitne din main

1000 Pages ki book kitne din main padhi ja sakti hai? WRITER-6 MNTH, DOCTOR-2 MNTHS,LAWYER-1 MNTHS, ENGINEER-PEHLE YE BATAO EXAM KAB H, RATO RAAT NIPTA DENGE.

Once Upon A Time . .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.

Larki apni Dadi se:

Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...


DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st
Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha
Final Dkhne Aya Hu

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati



Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?



Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON”

santa & banta

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.
banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte
Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar

santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha snta ne naya sim kharid kar use msg kia mene wo sim band kar diya hai ab tera baap bhi muje tang nahi kar sakata

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

Santa's daughter: abba kal apne ghar

Santa's daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya...par thi wo najoomi

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Santa: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)

yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR

yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR WITH MOM.

GIRL - CHECKUP KRANA HAI.

DOCTOR - SARE KAPDE UTAR KE WAWHAN LET JAO.

GIRL - MERA NAHI, MUMMY KA KRAWNA HAI.

DOCTOR - MATAJI JEEBH DIKHAO. :-)

1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??

1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??

1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare

1ladki jo usko khush rakhe

1ladki jo use hasati rahe

or tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:

Cutest question of d week !

Cutest question of d week !
Kid: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom: nahi to!
Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?

SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black

SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho

GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur

GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.

Vada kar?.

Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . . . .

Friend Said to Me:

Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo.

santa & banta

Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?

Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?

Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Ban

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Ban GeSanta-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga
Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga
K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho
Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se
Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga,
Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha....

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,
Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga.
Boy: Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,
jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
job : i love myself

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho Premika:dhokla.

Santa Went To A

Santa Went To A
STD/ISD/PCO Shop And
Slapped The Operator Twice.
Guess Why ?
Bcoz There It Was Written
“number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain”

Madam=Tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho

Madam=Tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho,main tumhe kya szaa du ? Kid=Wo Ldki Jo 2nd banch Pe baithi hai, mujhe uske Saath bathroom mein bnd kr do..

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal...

Santa ki wife inspecter se!

Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo

Kaise bataye kyon girls ko ch

Boyz sng:

Kaise bataye kyon girls ko chahe..
Yaara bata na paye..
Padhai jo college ki,
dekho jo baki,
complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na.....
!^.^!

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Santa went to see a girl for marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

santa:aisi jindagi se to maut achhi.

santa:aisi jindagi se to maut achhi.
achanak yamdut ayaaur bola:tumari jan lene ka hukam he.
santa:lo batoa aab insan majak bhi nahi kare..

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA MUSKAN

Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.

Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.
AnOther Lady Came 2 His Wife & Said!
"Paise Pehle Le Lena,Ye Aadmi Baad Me Lafda Karta
Hai !!

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,

paGang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Satsang main baba Ramdev

Satsang main baba Ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai....
Peeche se awaz aayi,"baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!

Ek beautiful girl profesor se

Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya
prof-" To padh le beti..

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He

RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He
Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He

Tere Pas Kya Hai?

Mai Bola

Mere Mobile Me Balance He

Marez doc se

Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga..

2000 Me Bache Padhte The

2000 Me Bache Padhte The

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
C 4 Cat
D 4 Dog

2009 Me Padte Hai-

A 4 Aata
B 4 Bijli
C 4 Cheeni
D 4 Dhamake

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega
Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya
Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar

mPati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV-Kal Se katora le k Jana

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega
Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

1

2

3

Start

All Started Running Except Snta

Coach-Why Are You Still Waiting?

Santa-My No Is 4

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara

FARAZ-Kyu?

RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena

FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?

RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda

Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?

RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)

Hawa Me

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila Do

RAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge

PAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga

santa & BANTA

Santa Jub B Wash Room Jata To Darwaza Khol Ke Jata

Banta-Aisa Kyu

Santa-Muje Shak He Ke Darwaze Ke Niche Wale
Surakh Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta He

santa& banta

Bnta- Tmhare Papa Kitne Saal K He

Santa- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu
B- Kaise
S- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga

Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi..

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He
Or bhag Rahi He

DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub
Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

santa & banta

Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..
Banta-why..?
Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?

santa & banta

Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.

santa & banta

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai?

Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

Ek budiya Ek bache se:

Ek budiya Ek bache se:
Soja DIPLOMA Soja!
Padosan:
Aapne use DIPLOMA Q?
kaha?
Bu:
Meri Beti College se
DIPLOMA lene Bombay gyi
thi,
Ye leke aayi hai.

santa & banta

Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa-BV ko akela chod dia
Banta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

Biwi Shohar Se

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi

RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai

RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai
Tere Dost ki Death ho gai hai

Tu Gaya Kyu Nai?

Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha

RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha

film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi

RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge
RAAZ-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh
Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy
Tchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?
R-"LADY DOCTOR"

Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeya

Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeyat Ko Kharab Mat Kro

Balki

Un Paiso se Kisi Karibi Dukan se Mere Mobile Pe

Recharze Karao

Thanks

Thank u

Thank u

Very Very Much

Thanks a Lot

Thank u s Much 4 Reading My
"WASTE MSGS "

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..

1-Aap ki yaad

Jo buhot aati hai

2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai

RAAZ-Mai tum se Shadi karna chahta hu

RAAZ-Mai tum se Shadi karna chahta hu
GIRL-dear mai tum se badi hu pure 1 Saal
RAAZ-koi baat nhi hai mai 1 saal baad shadi kar lunga

Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bahut
Tang
Huye
To

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL...

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha

Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-

"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do

Museebat Mai Ho to

Museebat Mai Ho to
Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega..
.
.
.
Balki
.
.
.
Ye Socho Ke

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai

Larky ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai

Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab

Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai

RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Aur Bola-
Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega

India me bollywood ha

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?

.
Guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Collingwood..

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai
Vakil Kyu Bane?
Ab Kya Karoge?
Pappu-Judge Banunga

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

Or Haal Chaal Pucha
Qabar Se Aawaz N Aayi

RAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya K

AISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA

Ap ko pata He k

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

RAAZ taxi driver se-

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di

RAAZ ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di
Police-Q..ki
RAAZ-FARAZ Usse Has-2 K Baat Kr Raha Tha
FARAZ se Pucha Wo Kaun He
To Bolta Tumhari Bhabi

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata

Ye bathroom me kon baitha he

Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata

Wash ur Mobile

Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha

Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he

BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha

judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi

judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha
Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sahab!
Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Master:tumne homework nah

Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha?
Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

santa & banta

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

TCHR- Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla

TCHR-
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?

Santa: "Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"

Santa:
"Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"
Frnd:"Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rhi h ya dekh k hans rhi h"

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi

Girl:Panditji Mere2 Affair hAi
Unme Kiske Sath Meri SHADI Hogi?
Wo Khush Nasib Kaun Hoga?
Pandit:Pehle k Sath Shadi Hogi, & 2sra Khush nasib hoga

santa & banta

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
.
.
.
2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.
to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.
1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi

Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha..

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun.

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do,

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

college ka 1st day...:->

college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?Gujarati ki

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

banta & santa

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..

banta & santa

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?

batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala

Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

santa & banta

Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.

Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?

Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?
Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hain
Pappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..

KanJoos Ashiq

KanJoos Ashiq
Kr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile par
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat thi
Do Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai

Tab

Tab

Tain Jarur aati ha

Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar

Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar

ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.

Q-Cyclone kise kahte hai

Q-Cyclone kise kahte hai

Santa- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete ha
use Cyclone kahte hai

life me kabhi serious na hona

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Santa:Yaar raat

Santa:Yaar raat
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . .

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi,

Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..



Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha

MOLU- Kya Hua?

GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

Socho agar SMS recieve karnay k

Socho agar SMS recieve karnay k pesay lagtay to kya hota..?

Guess..?

Guess..?

Aaj tum sab meri waja se road par Aa jaatay.

Kya Batayen Apne

Kya Batayen Apne
Doston Ki
Wo To Hain Nirale

“Funter”

Girl FRIEND K Liye ‘KFC KA BERGAR’ or

Dosto K Leay
” A.B SHAH GAZI ka LANGAR”


Read more: Funny Sms

Pathan U.K gaya

Pathan U.K gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha

Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan

Officer:
English mei bolo

Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
Long Life Khan

peche sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I m beautiful red underwear

officer:
what?

sardar:
mera naam hai
Sundar Laal Chadda.:


Read more: Funny Sms

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

Teacher Mehnat Karoge

Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge

Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

A Policeman to his son

A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks??
Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.
son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana,

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho


Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol

Girl-papa,ek ladka mjhe bar bar i love u bol raha h,kya karu?
Father-beta usse shadi karle zindagi bhar agar dobara bolde to mera naam badal dena..

Patni- Mobile,

Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men !!!!!

Asks them: Who are you ?????

Reply !!!!!
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Deepak Chourasiya with Cameraman Santosh from Aaj Tak !!!!!

santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...

santa: uth...uth... bhukamp aa raha h...
banta: soja.. soja.. makaan girega to makaan maalik ka girega, hum to kirayedar hain...

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.



Banta: Isn't it too high?



Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p :

Wife: Meine "GADHO" par research ki Hai,

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi

SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya karWAU?BANTA- acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde

Karan Johar ka kamaal to dekho

Karan Johar ka kamaal to dekho
kuch kuch-luv ur frenz
K3G-Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho-Luv ur neighbors
KANK-luv others' wife
n nw
DOSTANA-luv d same gendr;-)

A bus fell in a lake,every1 swam across

A bus fell in a lake,every1 swam across,den sudnly MARWADI JUMPS in searches 4 some1,when askd whom is he searching?
Marwadi: sala conductor change nahidiya@

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!

To maine use paise nahi diye..!

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,

Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,

Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha

Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab!

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

santa & banta

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.