(!!_!!)crying (~_~)angry

(!!_!!)crying

(~_~)angry
(-_-)bored
('~')proud

("_")sad
("=")happy

('?')confused

(-.-)sleepy

Jaisi marzi shkal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE..!

(!!_!!)crying

(!!_!!)crying

(~_~)angry
(-_-)bored
('~')proud

("_")sad
("=")happy

('?')confused

(-.-)sleepy

Jaisi marzi shkal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE..!

7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti

7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hai
1-PYAAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
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AUR
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7-TOILET ME PANI

define girl; ans- the 1 who

define girl; ans- the 1 who b4 going out puts on.. mascara,eyeshadow,eyeliner,lipgloss,glitter,rough,blush,kajal&asks natural to lag rahi hu na

Daali Pe Baitha Parinda Daali

Daali Pe Baitha Parinda Daali Ki Kamjori Ya Uske Hilne Se Nahin Darta
Kyonki Usko Daali Par Nahin, Apne Pankhon Par Vishwas Hota Hai.

Ek Ehsaas Aapki Ada Ka Tha,

Ek Ehsaas Aapki Ada Ka Tha,
Baahar Dekha Toh Jhonka Hawa Ka Tha,
Zindagi Ki Har Mushkil Se Mai Takra Gaya,
Sahaara Mujhe Aapki Dua Ka Tha.

Woh insaan sabse zyada takatwar

Woh insaan sabse zyada takatwar hota hai jo akela khada hota hai.

Maa kya hoti h?,.

Maa kya hoti h?,............socho..........papa ki wife,kabhi kabhi dimag se bhi socha kro.

1-5Yr Girls Love MOM

1-5Yr Girls Love MOM

6-15 Girls Love DAD


16-25 Girls Love ME


26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND

Ab Bachi

51-70 Girls



Tera B To Haq Bnta H Yar.

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H

6 Bate 6 Bato Ko Khatam Kr Deti H
1-Sorry-Galti Ko
2-Dukh-Zindgi Ko
3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko
5-Saath-Gam Ko
6-dhokha-Dosti or Pyar Ko

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua

madras ka nam chenai kaise hua


madrasi log lunghi pehente hai aur lunghi me chain nahi hoti

chain nahi

Never say I failed 1000 times,

Never say I failed 1000 times,
Say That i discoverd 1000 ways that cAn cause failure-THOMAS EDISON


Moral- fail ho Jana, par Galti mat Manna!

Aaj international Handsome boy or

Aaj international Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna, Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

Mit jati hai kitno ki khushi,

Mit jati hai kitno ki khushi,
Mit jate hai kitno k gum.

Msg isliye bhejte hai hum,
Taki dur rehkr bhi

Hamara

"BHAUKAAL" na ho kam..

I m "DABANGG"....;-)

DELHI ki SARDI

DELHI ki SARDI
JAISELMER ki GARMI

MUMBAI ki BARISH

PATNA ka CORRUPTION

KASHMIR ka TERRORISM

AUSTRALIA k SAAP

n Aapk SMS YEH sabhi hain LAJAVAB

Is life mein tension hi tension hai

Is life mein tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon par muskaan hai..
kyunki jeena jab har haal mein hai to...
muskuraa kar jeene main kya nuksaan hai.

Yeh nya injection reasarch

Yeh nya injection reasarch
kia h
---<'_'_'_'_'_']==()
khaas unke liye jo msg nahi karte iske lagte hi saari kanjusi door
Jab asar karne lage to reply kar dena.

$$$,$$$. $. (/ .$ "$..$"

$$$,$$$. $. (/ .$ "$..$"

This is Only 4 u
U think this is a heart?


Fool.
This is my old UNDERWEAR
Rakh le...
tu Jigri dost hai apna...

Aap k Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti

Aap k Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki. 1-Time Nai 2-Free SMS Nai 3-Balance Nai 4-Network Nai Ya fir 5-Soy hue SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nahi.

()""() ( ,'o')") Hi!

()""()
( ,'o')") Hi!
(")(")
Wishing u..
G
O
O
D Morning+
G
O
O
D Afternoon+
G
O
O
D Evening+
G
O
O
D Night
It's a new 4 in1
sms pack.
Time-Time pe padh lena..

Koi new msg hai kya,

Koi new msg hai kya,

agar h to us par DABAR honey laga k din me do bar khao,

kyuki send to karoge nahi aap

kam se kam thodi sehat to banegi.

Chik

Chik
Nyle
Sunsilk
Pantene
Dabur Vatika
Clinic All Clear
Garnier Frutice &
Head n Shoulder


ki taraf se

Apko

"BAAL DIWAS" Mubaarak ho...

Manjil unhi ko milti hai,

Manjil unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno mein jaan hoti hai.
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,
Hauslo se udaan hoti hai.

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd ke aansu mein kya fark hai?
Girfrnd ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain
Jabki
boyfrnd ke aasu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain.

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye

Ki

Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

Shadi Nahi Aasan

Shadi Nahi Aasan
Bus Itna Samajh Likye,

K

Finail Ki Goli Hai
Or Choos K Khana Hai...

If U Pass in Exms

If U Pass in Exms

Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai

Lvr's wrds:
So sweet

Frnd's wrds:
chor sale kab pada bey ...

Waqt or teacher me thoda sa fark hota hai.

Waqt or teacher me thoda sa fark hota hai.




Teacher sikha kar imthan leta hai Aur



Waqt imthan lekar sikhata hai

GHFVERGHFREHERGHJEWGE

GHFVERGHFREHERGHJEWGEJHGEWGDJHFDSJHEWPODWLKD
DSNDKLJDL
DBJKSDHSJDAHFDSK
BDHFDJH

Baba ranchoddas said

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

pyar unse karo,jo tumko kare,

pyar unse karo,jo tumko kare,dil usko do,jo sambal sake,kadar uski karo jo tume samaz sake,sadhi usse karo jo tumpar trust kare,

jindgi ko pyar ki jarurat h

jindgi ko pyar ki jarurat h
aur pyar ko insaan ki
par jab insaan hi bewafa ho
to batayo pyar kaise karein

Golden words"

Golden words"
By RATAN TATA: " Tajurba insan ko galat faisle se bachata hai, Magar "Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota Hai"

God in DABANNG style..

God in DABANNG style..

Hum Tumhare GUJARAT me aisa Atmosphere karenge,ki tum confuje ho jaoge ki RAINCOAT Pehne Ya SWEATER...

Happy 'WINTER'with 'MONSOON"

Zindgi mein Humesha 1 Baat YAAD

Zindgi mein Humesha 1 Baat YAAD
Rakho.
Kabhi kisi ka
Dil
nahi todna chahye.
Qk
DiL 1 hi hota
hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Todna hi hai to uski
HADDIYA
todo
206 hoti hain.

1+2=? kitne hote hai ??????????????

1+2=?
kitne hote hai
??????????????
?
/?
?
?
?
timhe itna bi nhi pta 3 hote hai
h h h h h h h h h

1+2=? kitne hote hai

1+2=?
kitne hote hai
??????????????
?
/?
?
?
?
timhe itna bi nhi pta 3 hote hai
h h h h h h h h h

I W Wa

I





W





Wa





Wan





Want






Want to say






that





that







that







Exam sir pe hain sms padna chhoro padayi shuru kar do........

Headline Of Today.

Headline Of Today..

Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi..

Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..











:



News : Cycle driver "RAJNIKANT"
Farrar...

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
wah wah
Baris hui or bhig gae hum wah wah.
.
Are aage kya hua?
.
.
.
Hona kya tha
Rajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas how

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa



k kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy wo chars pe k b nhi ati"

Dekho aisa hai..

Dekho aisa hai..


ki


karne ko to hum 1000 sms kr de


pr jb koi humko sms krega nai



To hum aage hoke "NETAGIRI" kyu kare..

CID+RAKHI PJ:

CID+RAKHI PJ:

Subah Ho Gayi Bhai Jaago Jaago


Subah Ho Gayi Bhai Jaago Jaago






ACP Says: Abhijit, Dr.Tarika Rakhi Le Ke Aa Rahi Hai Bhago Bhago..

Ae khuda main abhi bhi apni sanam ka intzar karte

Ae khuda main abhi bhi apni sanam ka intzar karte hai,

Ab to mere sanam mujhe wapas kr do,

Aur agar wapas karna tere bas ki nahi,

To mujhe is duniya se utta lo...!!!

Baba kehte h ghar chhod do

Baba kehte h ghar chhod do
Ma kehti h zeed chhod do
Paro kehti h sharab chhod do
But





ACP Pradyuman kehte hai,Daya darvaaza tod do...

CID+KBC+ONCE UPON Pj

CID+KBC+ONCE UPON Pj
Sultan mirza bahut bada don tha



Sultan mirza bahut bada don tha



ACP: "Hello,Daya 30 seconds me bata Akbar ka baap kon tha?

Hm honge sabme pass.

Hm honge sabme pass.
Hm honge sbme pas.
Hm honge sbme pas1 din Hoooo. Hum Sote h bindass,Likhte h bakwas, Fir b h vishwas, Marks milenge jhakas1 din

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..









Ghee ko Garam kar lo.




Har Cheez me Ungli karna achi baat nahi.


Samjhe!!!

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..









Ghee ko Garam kar lo.




Har Cheez me Ungli karna achi baat nahi.


Samjhe!!!

MOST Romantic sayri of d yr-

MOST Romantic sayri of d yr-
Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Meri left aankh kaani {-_+)
teri right aankh kaani{+_-)

Chuho ka aatank dekho..

Chuho ka
aatank dekho..






U a g i
m t
b h k
ur p o

g l
me ta
p e

ge

ma


t i n

ka

ge

pu

Sara msg kutar gaye

Sach me bahut kuch likha tha.

Apple= Vitamins

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha le

Apple.

Main tume bhulne ki bahot kosis

Main tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu par kya kalu mamma roz badam khila deti he aur tumali yad fil aa jati hai.

Girlfriend se pareshan ho

Girlfriend se pareshan ho
,,NO PROBLEM,,
Gift karo
NOKIA MOBILE,,
jis me ho battery
"BL5C"

,,Battery Blast ,,
Girlfriend khallas.
What an IDEA SIRJI

If u r genius,

If u r genius,
Msg $irf 1 bar padh k Jawab Dena..
1
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5
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6
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Haan To sawaal ye hai k Jalebi ko Engli$h mein kya kehte hain. sonu

If any dog attacks u

If any dog attacks u
@

.IL

<@_,
V
< >

<@_,
V__,
<

@>
/V
< L

,_@>
,__V
L

<@_,
V__,
./
aise nautnki to bilkul mt krna.
Bhaag lena..

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ isme 1 missing h?
Dubara padh rhe ho? sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me "1" kahan aata h? kitni ummid se padhaya tha mummy-papa ne.

SAVDHAN...!!

SAVDHAN...!!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
VISHRAM..!!
15 August nazdik aa raha hai,
Practise chaalu rakhna.

Kon ho Aap..? Q SMS krte rehty ho.?

Kon ho Aap..?

Q SMS krte rehty ho.?

Kisne dya apko mera number.?

Ab SMS nhi krna,





Ok




Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai?

Nhi na!

To SmS Kro na!

Apne aansuo ko itna mehnga karo ki

Apne aansuo ko itna mehnga karo ki koi unhe lene ki koshish na kare,
apni muskan ko itna sasta karo ki har koi unhe paane ki chaah kare.....!!!!!

Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99 Rs+tax/sms.

Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99 Rs+tax/sms.

And

Cal=Rs:4.50 Rs+tax
Tamam Free SMS Or Night Packages Khatam Ho Rahy Hain. Sab Ko 4wd Karo.








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Logo Ko Dara Dara k GEO. :-)

Upcoming Horror Movies

Upcoming Horror Movies

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

LOVE DINNER: ISHQ KI BARYANI.

LOVE DINNER:
ISHQ KI BARYANI.
PYAR KA SALAN.
MOHABAT KA SALAD.
JAPHI KA RAITA.
PUPPI KI PEPSI.
SO
JAAN
JUB BHUK LAGAY TU BATANA. :-)

Arz Karta Hu

Arz Karta Hu
Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Dabang k Pyar me munni Hui Dewani

Munni Ho Gayi Puraani
kyuki
Ab Aa Gayi Sheila ki Jawani.

Kitne Log Hain Mere Milne Wale,

Kitne Log Hain Mere Milne Wale,
Mere Chahne Wale,
Mere Sang Hansane wale,
Mere Dukh Main Rone Wale,
Phir Bhi Na Jane Kyun,
Ye Khwahish Hai,


Koi Tum Sa Ho....

Insan K Ander Message Parhnay Ka

Insan K Ander
Message Parhnay Ka
Itna Shoq Hota Hai!!!

K....

Chahay Us Pagal...

Fool...

Bewaqoof...

Nalaiq...




Ko Kitni Bhi Gaali Par Rahi Ho,
Nechay Tak Parhta Zaroor Hai,

hum jise chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko,

hum jise chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko,
khuda kare jise wo chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko.

Wish U A Happy December...

Wish U A Happy December...

Kehte Hain K Jo Koi B Kisi Dosrey Ko
December Ka Mahina Wish Karta Hai
Usey Dosron K Muqabley Mein
Sardi Kam Lagti Hai... =

Mujhe Doosrey Numberon Sy Msg mat kia karo..

Mujhe Doosrey Numberon Sy Msg mat kia karo.. Doston
Mera nadan dil samajta hy kisi bachi ka number hy

<('.')
) (>
Oooh
shit phr koi bacha nikla.

Zindagi main SHADI Karna b Zaruri hai

Zindagi main SHADI Karna b Zaruri hai

Poucho q?

?

?

?

kyon k

Zindagi main khushyan hi sab kuch nahi hoten

Rishtey k liye "1" dabaye,

Rishtey k liye "1" dabaye,

Mangni k liye "2" dabaye,

Shaadi k liye "3" dabaye,

Aur Love marriage k liye

.

.

.
.

Mummi k pair dabaen...:-

Message of the week:

Message of the week:
Dad(caught his son watching 'Sheela ki Jawani song')'Padh le beta sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan hi rahegi!!

"Yes, I am in love with someone"

"Yes, I am in love with someone"

Ye Bol K 1 Wish maango.

Mang Li na?

Ab Ye Wish Puri Tab Hogi Jab..

Ye Msg Aap Apne...

PAPA Ko Forward Karoge!

Suna Hai Ap Bahut Dimag Wale Ho

Suna Hai Ap Bahut Dimag Wale Ho
to in 5 ke naam hindi me batan.?

1 ambulance
2 mobile
3 x-ray
4 tube light
5 sim


it's challenge 4U.

Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hai?

Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hai?
aur waha k 5star hotel me rukna chahte hai.

to hamari website par log on kare.
:
:
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www.beta apni aukat me raho.com.

(',')/ Sun rhe ho ya nhi? (',')

(',')/

Sun rhe ho ya nhi? (',')
Mujhe .!!. SMS

Apke padosi krenge kya?

Zimmedari ka ehsas hi nhi rha logo ko...

Phul bina.. Khushbu bekar, Chaand bina.

Phul bina.. Khushbu bekar, Chaand bina. Chandni bekar, Pyaar bina.. Zindagi bekar, Aur, "AAP"ke bina.. YES..YES., U..R..RIGHT.! CARTOON NETWORK bekar:)

Arz Kiya Hai..

Arz Kiya Hai..

Santa Laya 3
Ghore..



Gaur Farmaye

Santa Laya 3
Ghore



Wah Wah



AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE

Bade Zalim He Teri Gali Ke Bache

Bade Zalim He Teri Gali Ke Bache




aeSOHAIL




Kutte Piche Laga Ke Bolte Hai..

Race Sanso Ki
Race Dhadkan Ki..

Ye Dekh Yaar..

Ye Dekh Yaar..
















Kisi Ne Mujhe Khali Msg Bheja Hai..

Arz Kiya Hai..

Arz Kiya Hai..


Unka Chehra Dekh Ke
Beet Gaye Hai Kayi Arse..
Aur Ek Wo Hai Jo Roz
Mask Pehnti Hai..



SWINE FLU Ke Dar Se..

Mujhe Garmi ME Chakkar Aur Ulti Kya Aai

Mujhe Garmi ME Chakkar Aur Ulti Kya Aai

Mere

Kaminy Dosto Ne Mujhe Mashhoor Kar Diya
Ki

"SOHAIL" Ma Ban'nay Wala Hai

Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Usne Muje Chor Dia

Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Usne Muje Chor Dia

Wo Shakhs To Kisi Ke








10-/Rupe Nahi Chorta Tha

Santa & Banta were sitting in a

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Kid (phone par): Madam,

Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

Elephant proposed an ant,

Elephant proposed an ant,
"I LUV U"
ANT:"How many times i hv 2 tell u,
I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter"SIze" marriages nhi hoti,
PLz mujhe bhul jao...

Bill Gates: Hamare country

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.

Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:

Very Sweet Kid!!!

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha.

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.

Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.

Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.

Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Dirty Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

-- Hahaha

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband

Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?

Funny Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi.

Librarian: Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !!

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.

Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

santa & banta

Santa: I want to gift something special to my wife on our marriage anniversary.

Banta: Give her a diamond ring.

Santa: No, I want something big.

Banta: Give her an MRF tyre.

santa & banta

Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?

Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.

Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.

Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.

santa & banta

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)

Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

In a football match.

In a football match.

Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?

Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.

Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut

Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Funny Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par

Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.

Napoleon: There is no such word as '

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Funny Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

Girlfriend: Will u marry me?

Girlfriend: Will u marry me?

Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.

Q What would you call a girl

Q What would you call a girl who never laughs?

A Hasina

Q What does a kangaroo say when he

Q What does a kangaroo say when he finds her kid missing?

A Aaila!! kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.

Q Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad

Q Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad.
A Sita went to Lanka.

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT

Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..

Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke......

Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj

Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

Gabber Singh ka janam hua

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?

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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border.

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Indians say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !!!

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.

Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:

Very Sweet Kid!!!

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha.

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.

Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

santa & banta

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Mail this joke to friends

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…

Funny Lalu found answer to the most

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania market jata hai underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha। Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki

Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division aati hai.

Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:
Aapki beti Bed me first class hai !

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi ho

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

How do you make Mr Funny laugh on Saturday?

How do you make Mr Funny laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karo

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.

Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.

Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.

Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?

Salesman: Yes.

Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.

Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.

Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?

Salesman: Yes.

Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai?

Funny Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.

Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:

Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo,

Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap hazaro

Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999
koun hai?

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"

Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar

Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.

Santa: Yeh lo HAJMOLA...

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Ik raat bijli chali gayi.

Pandit: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Panditani: Kar di na Panditon wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb

2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.

bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes

Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

Husband Wife ja rhe the.

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di.

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Category: Oneliner Jokes One liners Joke

Arz kiya hai..ki..

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar ki.

Interviewer asks Cute Girl: Apne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?

Cute Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui:

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe par lage

Mr Funny ko BIJLI ke khambhe par lage poster padne ka bohot shonk tha.

Ek din rat ko andhera hone ke karan uss se ik poster pada nahi gaya. Mr Funny spiderman ke jaise poster padne ke liye khambhe par ja chada.

Pas ja kar uss ne deka, vahan likha tha: Khambhe par naya paint kiya hai. Isko hath nahi lagana.

Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the,

Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai?

Funny Laloo: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wifei bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar

Funny Laloo ji 18 guards ko le kar film dekhne jate hain. Pucho to kiyun?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Marriage.

Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho.

Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab,

Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.

Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.

Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?

Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic Park

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic Park movie dekhne jate hain.

Dinosaur screen ke paas aa raha tha. Pakistani darke seat ke neech chhup gaya.

Indian: kyon Pakistani bhai Ji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.

Pakistani: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI.

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE

*Ek Dukhi Paati.*

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

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Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

Children's Day (14th Nov) har saal

Children's Day (14th Nov) har saal Valentine's Day (14th Feb) ke 9 months baad kyon aata hai?

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun.

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi Start karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

You have two agarbattis on a boat

You have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?"

Some answers are:

1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti

2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti

3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that "Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.". Use it to light the agarbatti.

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai. Second lady: Beta bolke dikha. Funny Kid: english english english english english...

First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.

Funny Kid: english english english english english...

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

Funny Sardar omelet banane

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass)

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di.

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.

Arz kiya hai..ki..

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik

Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar ki.

Interviewer asks Cute Girl: Apne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?

Cute Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

o kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh

o kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife k

Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi. Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya. Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega. Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji? Avaz aai: Bhagwan. Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?