i love you

i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you



i love you very much.
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bas yahi kehna chahti thi LAILA majnu se par bechari ko enlish nai ati thi.....

A dost kabhi bhi kisi ka

A dost kabhi bhi kisi ka dil mat todna kyoki dil ek hota hai todna hai to hddiyo ko todo kyoki hddiya 206 hoti hai

What is sms?

What is sms?
1 Raasta hai dil ki baat batane ka.
1 Zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka.
1 Saathi hai gum ko bhulane ka
Aur
1Tarika hai dosti nibhane ka..

jab tak jinda rehege

jab tak jinda rehege tab tak yad karte rahege, Mar be gaye to yamraj ke yaha jakar tumko SMS bhega karage.

phul insano se khubsurat hote hai

phul insano se khubsurat hote hai,par kuchha insan phulose bhi khubsurat hote hai,jise ki



app








ko sms karne wala

One of the Best MSG

One of the Best MSG
Koshish karna ki jindgi me wo shakhs Apko hamesha muskurata hua mile jo apko Aaine me dikhta he...

Baba ramdev kahete hai achi sehat kliy

Baba ramdev kahete hai achi sehat kliy saas pe control karo.

Ab baba ko kon samjaye yaha biwi pe control hota nahi

To saas pr kaise control kare?

Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Meri uski taraf thi..

Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi..

Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..

Do no uljan me baithe the..

Aur………….

Exam khatam………………

Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna.

Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna.
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.Jab Karna hi nahi he to sun ke kya karna.

So tention mat lo.

Latest Pj

Latest Pj

Usne bahut padhai ki apne result ke liye. .
Usne bahut padhai ki apne result ke liye
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Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye. . . :-):-):-):-)

1 jam wafa ke naam , 1 jam ulfat k naam

1 jam wafa ke naam , 1 jam ulfat k naam, 1 jam dosti k naam, 1 jam dusmano k naam, 1 jam pyar k naan , or 1 puri BOTAL aapke naam , or botal ka naam milk badam,

Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..

Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..

jiski duniya diwani he

1st-Tajmahal


&

2nd -Aap




...Ne Mujhe to Dekha Hi Hoga...

It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

PAISA ayega jayega,

PAISA ayega jayega,
SUKH..ayega jayega,
CHINTA ayegi jayegi.
PYAR ayega jayega,
LEKIN is dOST Ka SMS aayega aayega..Aur aata hi rahega..!

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga h or ye dekho apne nahate time ka photo.












Oye! Ye kya??Hafte bhar se nahaye hi nahi.

Unfamiliar similarity :)

Unfamiliar similarity :)

Garib Aadami mandir ke bahar BHEEK mangta hai,,,

jab ki

crorepati aadami mandir ke andar BHEEK mangta hai...

Alcohal chalisa' @

Alcohal chalisa' @
Gurur " RAM " ma
Gurur 'WHISKY'
Gurur 'VODKA'
'JIN'eshwara
Gurur 'SCOTCH'a
Pram'BRANDI'
Tasmai shri 'BEER'ey Namah :

Mausam kitna suhana hai,

Mausam kitna suhana hai,thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..

Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!

Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

Earlier

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

<(',)> Kaan (( khol kar JL Sunlo

<(',)> Kaan (( khol kar JL Sunlo





agar 5 minute main koi sms nahi aya




to?



to?

thodi der baad kar dena
koi JALDI wali baat nahi hai yar..

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli......Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga.....

6 thing r GOD Gifted..

6 thing r GOD Gifted..
1.Mother's Love
2.father's Advice
3.Brother's Care
4.Sister's Fights
5.True Love &
6.What ?

Main Bhi Kisi gift se Kam Hu Kya...

SONE Ki Kimat Rs19000

SONE Ki Kimat Rs19000
Tak
Ho
Gyi
Hai
Isliye
Sona
Chhod
Do
Aur Jaag Kar Waqt Guzaro
QKi
SONA Hamein Bahut Mehnga Pad Raha Hai..

Jago Grahak Jago...

Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal

Tarak Mehta PJ:

Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal
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Wah Wah.....
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Wafadar ko kehte hai Loyal
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Wah Wah.....
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Ab Popat ki nayi Item hai Koyal

har dua me tera nam yad aya,

har dua me tera nam yad aya,
har dhadkan he tuje pukara,
dur ho mujse koi gila nahi,
fursaht mile to yad karna bhulna nahi...

Kitna dardnak tha wo manzar jab hum bichhade th

Kitna dardnak tha wo manzar jab hum bichhade the,,,

Usne kaha tha jeena bhi hai aur Rona bhi nahi...

Anda ! Anda Burjy

Anda
!
Anda Burjy
!
Omlet
!
Chicken
!
Mutton
!
Zinga
!
Machi fry
Chup ke se padhna aur Delete
karna kyonki ye Non-Veg SMS hai.

Meri engagement ki Date fix ho gyi h.

Meri engagement ki Date fix ho gyi h..25 Aug ko h..u r invited vd family.plz zrur aana.


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Santa ki GF usko itna keh kar chali gayi

what is 1+4+3?

what is 1+4+3?
i love u
no
imiss u
no
i like u
no
i kiss u
no
1+4+3 means
1+4+3=8
maths par dhyan do yaar

wat is noun?

wat is noun?
toh arz kia hai kutta b apni gali may hota hai king wah wah
kutta bhi apni gali may hota hai king
noun is the name a person ,place or thing.

helloo...

helloo..
helloooooooooo.









helloo...








are bhai bus hello hi karna tha itna neeche tk mat dekho...
lo achcha ek baar aur hellooo...

wat is noun?

wat is noun?
toh arz kia hai kutta b apni gali may hota hai king wah wah
kutta bhi apni gali may hota hai king
noun is the name a person ,place or thing.

helloo.. helloooooooooo.

helloo..
helloooooooooo.









helloo...








are bhai bus hello hi karna tha itna neeche tk mat dekho...
lo achcha ek baar aur hellooo...

wat is noun?

wat is noun?
toh arz kia hai kutta b apni gali may hota hai king wah wah
kutta bhi apni gali may hota hai king
noun is the name a person ,place or thing.

Aladdin ka chirag Mila

Aladdin ka chirag Mila!

= Me jin se bola,
is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!

*Jin hans kar bola-
= Multiplication doesnt apply on zero!

exam mein student ne apne agay bhaite

exam mein student ne apne agay bhaite student se japan ki rajdhan poochi to unse jawab diya is baar to tok diya abki baar mat tokyo

Maine 8000ka naya mobile liya h.Jisme

Maine 8000ka naya mobile liya h.Jisme
Blue-tooth
5Mega Pixel Double Camera
Touch Scree
MP3
Radio
8GB memory,
Internet...





Kuch b nhi h Apko chahiye to btana

1 Cgrte apki zindgi 5 min kam karti hai

1 Cgrte apki zindgi 5 min kam karti hai or 1 Smile apki zindgi ka 10 min badhati hai. Moral:Haste-2 Cgrte pite raho
To bhi 5 min ka fayda hoga.

Zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana..

Zindagi me 3 chize hamesha bhul jana..

1-DARD
2-GUM
3-NARAZGI

aur zindagi me 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna.


1-HANSI
2-DOSTI
&
3-Ho sake to humein..

Surat aapki Bholi Bhali,

Surat aapki Bholi Bhali,
Vasta bhi nirala hai
sakl vaise kali hai
bs pauder ka ujala hai

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO

Jub Usne Kaha

I Love U Jaan !

Wala SMS

Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya Tha
Bhai Jaan

Is Msg Ko 0pen N Kre

Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
N
Kre

Bola Tha
Fir B 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS he
Mera Kaam Ho Gya
Ab Aap Jano

Kash Tum Or Hum Sath Hote To

Kash
Ye
Fasle
Na
Hote
Kash
Hum
Dur
Na
Hote
Kash
Tum
Or
Hum
Sath
Hote
To
call,sms k paise bach jate
Or
Dono
Is paise se Horlicks pite.
EPANG UPANG JHAPANG.
sorry

Khamosi me jo sunoge wo awaz hmari hogi.

Khamosi me jo sunoge wo awaz hmari hogi. Zindgi bhar sath rhe wo pyar hmara hoga. Duniya ki hr khushi 1 din aapki hogi, kyunki inke piche dua hmari hogi.

Wedding is the only day when a boy

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha

on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Wah.. Wah..

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Is Kaal Kaal Me Hum Tum Kare Dhamaal

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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Wat is d moral of this line....????
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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

BOY to GIRL FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho,

BOY to GIRL FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi.

Girl - I LOVE U. . . . .

Bhaiya...

Kamzor dil wale ye msg na padhe...

Kamzor dil wale ye msg na padhe...
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“DOST”

500 ka balance to dalwa do. ;->

Perfume, Necklece, Earrings

Ladkiyan ek dosre ko gift deti hain

Flower,

Perfume,

Necklece,

Earrings

Suit,

Ladke kya gift dete hain ek dosre ko?

Ye le Ladki ka number,bas mera nam mat lena.

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Gor farmaye

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Bacho kal tumhari 1 ghante ki extra class hai.

Aisi wani boliye ki

Aisi wani boliye ki

jamkar jhagda hoye...

Gaur farmayen!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye..

par usse na boliye jo apse Tagda hoye..

Maine tumse pyar kiya abla samjker.

Maine tumse pyar kiya abla samjker.
Pita tere baap ne muze tabla samjker.

arz hai..' us ne chupke se meri girlfriend

arz hai..'
us ne chupke se meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya ae dost......
aur aaj wo apni hi bahan ko sms kar ke kush hota he.

Aaj mujhe msg aapke padosi karenge kya.?

Aaj mujhe msg aapke padosi karenge kya.?
KAMAAL Hai...
Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hi nhi hai..?

Phulo ne khusabhu ka jaam bheja hai taro

Phulo ne khusabhu ka jaam bheja hai taro ne aasmaan se salam bheja hai khusiyo se bhari ho aapki zindgi dil se hamne ye paigam bheja hai.

. Zindagi hai toh khawab hai khawab hai toh

. Zindagi hai toh khawab hai khawab hai toh mazil hai ,mazile hai to raste hai to fasle hai ,fasle hai to muskile hai muskie hai to “main hu na”

Koi khawais apki adhuri na rahe chaho

Koi khawais apki adhuri na rahe chaho jaise usse apki doori na rahe khushiyo ke phool itne khile ki aap hammari yaad jarurina rahe.

Khule lab to dua de aap ko hr roz nai zindgi

Khule lab to dua de aap ko hr roz nai zindgi dhunde aapko agar ek khushi ki arzu kre aap to khuda khushiyo ko jaha de aapko.

ReaL_StaR GIRLs KI PROBLEM:

ReaL_StaR
GIRLs KI PROBLEM:

-Simple ladka pasand nhi

-Modern ladka HA nhi bolta

Or

-Mohan-
Kisi Ko Lift Nahi Deta..

1 Din Muje chand Ne Kaha

1 Din Muje chand Ne Kaha
Tere Dost
Pagal H
Matlbi H
Chalu H
kanjus H
Maine Chand Ko Ghoora
or Gusse M Kaha


Mujhe Pata H
Jale pe namak mat chhidak.

Munni vol 2:

Munni vol 2:

Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye

Munni ke daat hai pile, gaal chamkile , sing nukile re...

Wo jungli saand hui darling tere liye..!!

Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,

Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,

Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..

NOTICE:- Kaha Ho Itne Dino Se SMS ki

NOTICE:-

Kaha Ho Itne Dino Se SMS ki Class Se Absent Ho,Agr Aj MSG School Me Nai Aae To Apka Naam SMS class Se Kat Dia Jayga.
Frm: Ur PRINCIPAL

r u fedup with the machchars...sone

r u fedup with the machchars...sone me takleef hoti hai.. to koi baat nahi machcharo ke sone ke baad so jana..

girl:- tu mere liye kya karega?

girl:- tu mere liye kya karega?

boy:-kya karu?

girl: mere liye chand laake dega?

boy:- laake to dunga, par phir pruthvi ke aaju-baju mein kya tera baap ghoomega?

CID + 3idiot PJ

CID + 3idiot PJ
kandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,

wah wah

kandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,

ACP to daya: tum khuni ko pakdo
me mutra visarjan karke aaya.

Ek tha Chooha. . . . . .

Ek tha Chooha.
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.Bas Ek hi tha
aur nahi tha

Santa apni wife se: Aaj 4baje kutte

Santa apni wife se: Aaj 4baje kutte ki rece hi mujhe wahan jana hai...


Wife: Bas rehne do thik se chala jata nahi aur rece lagaoge...!!!

Dheeru bhai ambaani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..

Dheeru bhai ambaani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..Ki har "DEHAATI" k haath me Mobile Ho.
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Aur dekho aaj Tumne unka aakhri Sapna Poora Kar Diya..|

Are o Friendwa.!

Are o Friendwa.!
Kaisn ho.?
Kauno baat pe Naraj ho ka.?Tohar SMSwa ka Darshan kiye ek jamana beet gawa re
Tanik ek-dui SMSwa bhijwai do hamar Tuntuniya ma.

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye

Jannate Sajai Mene Tere Liye


Par Tune Kya Kia Mere Liye



GIRL-Munnii..

Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye .

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye

Jannate Sajai Mene Tere Liye


Par Tune Kya Kia Mere Liye



GIRL-Munnii..

Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye .

Cigrate bahut buri chiz hai.Jo hamare desh

Cigrate bahut buri chiz hai.Jo hamare desh ko barbad kar raha hai. Aao hum milke ise khatam kare
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Ek packet tum khatam karo ek packet hum khatam kare..

ek do din se bimar tha. isiliye ek baba

ek do din se bimar tha. isiliye ek baba ke pass gaya. usne kaha ek bhoot ka saya he, isi waqt kisi gor papi ko sms karo

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..

Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"

Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge.

Population control system

Population control system
in Pakistan HUM
DO
HAMAARE
DO

Uske baad jitne ho, ATANKWADI bana do!

Rooh kaanp gyi jb Banta ne Santa ki

Rooh kaanp gyi jb Banta ne Santa ki
daadi se kaha="Daadi koi purana gana to sunao."





Aur





Daadi boli= Munni badnaam hui, darling tere liye....!!

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

" DONATE UR EYES"
Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

ye msg un logo ko bhejo jo is Bhuri Duniya

ye msg un logo ko bhejo jo is Bhuri Duniya M Rehte Huye BBahut Ache H Maine Apko Bhej Diya
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Galti Se.....

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha
Ma Ne Pucha"Mele Lal Ko Ky Chahiye?
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate.
Bacha:"Bas 1 sanam chahiye,
ashqi k liye.
:-)

khus nseeb hain wo badal jo brshte

khus nseeb hain wo badal jo brshte nhin grazte hain,hum to itne bdnseeb hain ki grzne ko bhi trste hain

DABANG SMS: Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya

DABANG SMS:
Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye.

EK SACH:Agr koi Puche zindgi me

EK SACH:Agr koi Puche zindgi me kya khoya kya payaTo be jhijhak kehnaK jo kch khoya wo meri nadani heOr jo B paya wo mere RAB ki meharbani hai....

________ ,__/!_!_!_!_!_L) L_@======@

________ ,__/!_!_!_!_!_L) L_@======@ YE MERI PRSNAL CAR HAI. APKO GIFT ME DE RAHa HU,BAS PROMISE KRO KI AAJ K BAD RICKSHA K PICHE NAHI LATKOGE.

KHUSH KHABRI. Subah Subah

KHUSH KHABRI. Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki jarurat nhi.
kyonki..?
BUMPER offer. 'ab huggis sirf 2O rupye me..'

Yadon me hum rahen ya ehsas !

Yadon me hum rahen ya ehsas !
Nazar se dur sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Yeh nahi kehte ki sath raho !
Dur sahi SMS karte raho.

Mat karna in ladkiyo pe aetbar mere bhai ye

Mat karna in ladkiyo pe aetbar mere bhai ye ladkiya bhut stati hai ricarg tum karwa ke dete ho aur no. Mera lgati hai

When U Feel sad, Go Infront Of mirror,

When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai

Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai
Kaise?
Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti
Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magar 'Girl Friend' usiko milti he,
Jiske pas 'NAVRATARI ka 'xtra pass' hota he.

Yade B Kitni Ajeeb Hoti He

Yade B Kitni Ajeeb Hoti He
Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The
Unhe Yaad Karke Hume
Hasi Aati He
Jin Palo Me Hum
orHase The
Unhe Yaad Kr k Rona
Aata He

Bhagwan ka diya Sab kuch h,

Bhagwan ka diya
Sab kuch h,
Balance h,
Phone h,
Network h,
Itna rutba h,
miss call kaur to msg ki line lag sakti h

Bas 1 aap ke msg ki kami Hai...

maine tujhe dil diya tere baap ne mujhe peeta

maine tujhe dil diya tere baap ne mujhe peeta
maine tujhe dil diya tere baap ne mujhe peeta
tan ki shakti man ki shakti bornvita

Zindgi to sabhi k liye wahi rangeen kitab h..

Zindgi to sabhi k liye wahi rangeen kitab h..

Farak bs itna h,

ki

Kisi ne har panne ko dil se padha
aur
kisi ne bas panne palat liye..

Talented Pj Ever What is the Age of Ranbir Kapoor

Talented Pj Ever
What is the Age of Ranbir Kapoor in Ajeb prem Ki Ghazab kahani?

12

Guess how?




Coz he sing

"13" honay Laga Hu.

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si "DULHAN" jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

hamesha dua mangte raho

hamesha
dua mangte raho
koyn ki
mumkin aur na mumkin
to
sirf hamari soch me hai
Khuda
ke liye to kuch bhi
na mumkin nahi hai..

Ek bakra kisi k haatho katne

Ek bakra kisi k haatho katne se pahle kaun sa gaana gayega...?

"kar chale ham fida_jaan_o_tan sathiyon.. ..
Ab tumhare hawale ye_"MATAN" saathiyon".Sahi hai na

<(-.-)>chingu <('.')>pingu <(*_*)>mingu

<(-.-)>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<(*_*)>mingu

Kya ye bacche apke hain, agar nahi to aage bhej do, jiske honge rakh lega.
Surat mil rhi thi to lga apke honge..

Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe

Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe


kiss
.
kiss
.
kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hoga.???

Life mai Paisa, Pyaar, Dosti,

Life mai
Paisa,
Pyaar,
Dosti,

Sab aate hain jate hain,

Par

Tute hue daant kabhi wapas nahi aatey!

Samajhdar ho, ummid hai sms bhejte rahoge.

n----ss!w----! n----ss!w----! n----ss!w----!

n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!


DON ka sms padna





muskil hi nhi namumkin hai.Qki don ka sms padne ke liye mobile ulta karna padta hai...

<(',)> Kaan (( Khol Kr JL Sunlo

<(',)> Kaan
(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo





Agr 5Minte Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya




To?



To?

6Minte K Baad Kr Dena
Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nhi H

Hey Friends I'm Switching Off My Cell Due

Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..

Zindgi 2Din Ki He

Zindgi 2Din Ki He

1Din Tumhare Hak Me
1Din Tumhare Khilaf

Jb Tumhare Hak Me Ho
Us Din Gurur N Krna
Or
Jb Tumhare Khilaf Us Din Sbr Kr Lena

1+1= ? ? ? ? ?

1+1= ?
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Sharam karo yaar...!iska answer bhi is mobile par dhund rahe ho ??
naam duba diya school ka

USA Mn Doctarz Ke Aik Team Ny Research Ki Or

USA Mn Doctarz Ke Aik Team Ny Research Ki Or Akhir Is Natijay Par Ponchy K
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MSG Karny Sy MOUT Nhi Ati.

Jab Mai Chota tha Na....

Jab Mai Chota tha Na....

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Tab bhi bahut kamina tha, Aise hi Sab ko Tang karta tha.

Likhna bhi aata hai or pdhna bhi aata hai,

Likhna bhi aata hai or pdhna bhi aata hai,
yaad paise se nahi dil se iya jata hai,
kasak dil me na rakhna kabhi yaad tab tak rakhege ye tan sath de pata hai

Main aur tum, tum aur main,

Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

Every body wants:

Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool mein jump kare to aap kya kahenge?
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Socho?
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Very Simple..gayi Bhais Pani Me..!

arz kiya hai . . . .

arz kiya hai

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dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

wah wah wah

dil h sachha aur dimag h kachha

aapke sms nhi arahe kya baat h bachha:

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo!

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo! .. .. padar padar! .. .. Pacharrr! Pacharrr! . .. Phoor phor PhooOss! Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai

Zindgi me 4batein jo Apka Sath

Zindgi me 4batein jo Apka Sath kabhi nahi chodegi
1 Dil Ki Dhadkan
2 Parchhayi
3 Khushiyan
or
4 1 us ka rishta jiska aap msg padh rahe ho.

Saccha Dost Vo hota hai jo

Saccha Dost Vo hota hai jo
Xam me aapke Pass wali Window k Samne aake bole
Abey Kitna Likhega Jaldi Chal teri wali ja rahi hai.

ye dost humari dosti u hi chalti rhe

ye dost humari dosti u hi chalti rhe
Apki zindgi phool jaisi khilti rahe
Hum bane us baag ke maali
Jisame apko paani ki sichaae milte rhe

Hum hatho ko dekhte hue soch rhe hai

Hum hatho ko dekhte hue soch rhe hai k ye zindagi kis ke naam kare...Us k naam jo Dil ki dhadkano me hai...Ya fir us ke naam jo hatho ki lakiron me hai...

HAR GALTI KIMAT MANGTI HAI...

HAR GALTI KIMAT MANGTI HAI...

AUR 1 BAAT HAMESHA YAAD RAKHNA, LIFE MAI ITNI GALTI KBHI MAT KRNA KI PENCIL SE PAHLE ERASER KHATM HO JAYE

Laxmi G se ullu ruth ke bola-sab

Laxmi G se ullu ruth ke bola-sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi-abse har saal meri puja se 11 din purv ullu puje jaayenge!
Aur tabse bana.

"KARVACHAUTH"

Good news. "My Marraige is Fixed"

Good news.

"My Marraige is Fixed"












Happy na?
















Dekha free ka Dinner sun ke kaise khush hote ha
sharam karo sharam.

SO JAIYE PALKO ME LEKAR SAPNE

SO JAIYE PALKO ME LEKAR SAPNE DHER SARE,APKO KARE SALAM YE CHAND OR TARE KHUDA SE DUA KARENGE AAJ KI RAT APKE LIE PURE HO APKE KHAWB SARE

Life Ko Jarurat Ke Mutabik Jiyo

Life Ko Jarurat Ke Mutabik Jiyo
Khwaish Ke Mutabik Nahi
Q Ki Jarurat To Faqeer Ki B Puri HoTi He
Or
Khwaish Badsah Ki B Adhuri Reh Jati He.

Dont take life too seriously

Dont take life too seriously
&
always find time to laugh warna.
Log apko dek kar bolenge
"Ghor kalyug hai, Aajkal cartoon bhi tension mein rehte hai"

Laxmi G se ullu ruth ke bola-sab

Laxmi G se ullu ruth ke bola-sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi-abse har saal meri puja se 11 din purv ullu puje jaayenge!
Aur tabse bana.

"KARVACHAUTH"

Good news. "My Marraige is Fixed"

Good news.

"My Marraige is Fixed"












Happy na?
















Dekha free ka Dinner sun ke kaise khush hote ha
sharam karo sharam..

BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves

BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves A Rose,Wich Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Love Me,Who Dies 4 Her Everyday?"

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GOD Replied:
"Ja Na Be DIMAG Mat Kha"..

BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves A Rose,

BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves A Rose,Wich Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Love Me,Who Dies 4 Her Everyday?"

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GOD Replied:
"Ja Na Be DIMAG Mat Kha"..

: The Smallest Leave Application By A Boy :

: The Smallest Leave Application By A Boy :
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Dear Sir,
jo karna hai kr Lo !
Main kal nahi aaunga..

: I Decided to SUICIDE.

:
I Decided to SUICIDE.
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I Went to Railway Track..
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And Then Your message Came
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I Thought
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"Jab tumhare jaise JEE Rahe Hai
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TO MAIN KYU MARU?

Good Morning ka sms bhej raha hu,

Good Morning ka sms bhej raha hu, jo hai sabe hatke,

Good Morning ka sms bhej raha hu, jo hai sabe hatke,

Mubarak ho aapko BHUKAMP K ZATKE....

Ye Msg kisi Ek Gadhe ko Forward karo

Ye Msg kisi Ek Gadhe ko Forward karo

*

Agar wo Delete karde
To Samjho Wo Bewakoof hai

*

Agar wo Forward karde
To Samjho Wo Asli Gadha

Agar aap kisi se pyar krte ho or kehne

Agar aap kisi se pyar krte ho or kehne se darte ho to pio "Mount & Dew"kyuki "Dar k aage jit hai", agar shrmate ho to pio"Sprite"kyuki "Sidhi baat no bakvash

*'*, * ( c ' ? *>-- Dear God

*'*, *
( c ' ? *>-- Dear God

Jo is sms ko pad raha hai use dunia ki har khushi dena
bcoz
KUCH LOG HAMESHAA MUSKURATE HUE ACHE LAGTE HAI.

History Question- Gandhi ji HINSA ke khilaaf kyun

History Question-
Gandhi ji HINSA ke khilaaf kyun the..?
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Kyunki unhe maalum tha ki wo khud ek KANTAAP me flat ho jayenge

Koi kehta hai khusiyon se zindgi aasan ho

Koi kehta hai khusiyon se zindgi aasan ho jati hai Aur gam se zindgi viran ho jati hai PAR gam to 1 imtihan hota hai jisme apne or begano ki pehchan ho jati hai

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Arjun aayenge..."

Ek kadvaa sach :-)

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ki friend wife nahi ban sakti

The best line which helps to save money when

The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with Gf.



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Kya Khaoge MOTI ??:-)

S-soda W-whisky I-ice

"Swine Flu"

Yani ki

S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a

F- friend
L- like
U- U...!!

Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari !

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?


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'DONATE UR EYES'


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Ek achhe msg ko kaise-kaise bhejna pad rha hai.


Kalyug h bhai.
Forward kijiye

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa..

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa.. Ab Call Rates honge Dimag ke Hisaab se., Jitna kam Dimag utna kam Call Rate. CONGRATULATION! Aapki sabhi calls muft ho gayi hai...

Recipee: 1.Ek katora lo 2.Usme kuch angur lo

Recipee:
1.Ek katora lo 2.Usme kuch angur lo
3.Ab 1 angur mu me dalo
4.Ab aaina dekho
5.Dish taiyar,

Dish ka naam :- LANGUR K MUH ME ANGUR.

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?


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'DONATE UR EYES'


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Ek achhe msg ko kaise-kaise bhejna pad rha hai.


Kalyug h bhai.
Forward kijiye

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa..

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa.. Ab Call Rates honge Dimag ke Hisaab se., Jitna kam Dimag utna kam Call Rate. CONGRATULATION! Aapki sabhi calls muft ho gayi hai...

Best message from forest deparment-

Best message from forest deparment-

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'Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho';-)

Is barish me khub jamenge rang..

Is barish me khub jamenge rang..
jab mil baithenge 3 yar..
“aap”
.
“aapki chay”
.
“aur mera message”!

pareshan hu mai yar….

pareshan hu mai yar….
delivery nahi huyi hai yar…
mere glfrnd ke…

…
sms ki!
.
kal bheja tha usne msg…
abhi tak nahi aaya hai.

.waise tum kya samje?

kabhi kabhi ek aisa mod aata hai ki aapka

kabhi kabhi ek aisa mod aata hai ki aapka apne glfrnd par se bharosa uthne lagta hai; wo boaring lagne lagti hai; aise waqt me kuch mat karo; Apne G.F. ka phone number muze de do…..!!

mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tumhe

mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tumhe badi safalta mile;
mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tum bade aadmi bano;
…….. kyuki aisa hua to sala tum apun ko bhul jayega na!

kamino, nikammo; soye ho! kal agar apni

kamino, nikammo; soye ho! kal agar apni glfrnd ya beloved ka birthday hota to rat me jagkar 12 baje use msg bhej dete! kal apni bharat mata ka janmdin hai, chalo sab deshwasiyonko wish karo!

Main aasha karta hun Ki iss diwali

Main aasha karta hun Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se, Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo

Pal pal sa banta hai “EHSAS”,

Pal pal sa banta hai “EHSAS”,
Shsas sa banta hai “VISHVAS”,
Vishvas sa banta hai “RISHTA”.
Ristoon sa banta hai koi “KHAS”,
Jaisa
“AAP”

Duniya ki sabse badi gupp

Duniya ki sabse badi gupp
ek budhiya apne bachpan main mar gayi...

Khuda Se Scooty Mangi To Car Mili

Khuda Se Scooty Mangi To Car Mili Ghar Manga To Bangla Mila Phone
Manga To Mobile Mila 50 Lac Manga To Apka Addrs Mila Kab Lene Aau?

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati...
Up
Up
Up
Bas Sabit Hua Apko 'Up' Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna Aap Neeche Nahi Aatey...

three eggs fall down but broke only two.

three eggs fall down but broke only two.
why think?
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dont take tension yaar!aisa bhi hota hai.

Do cockroch ga rhe the- munni

Do cockroch ga rhe the- munni badnam hui darling tere liye......!!

Gana khatm hote hi dono cockrch mr gye,
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Kyon??
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Kyunki gaana "HIT" tha..!!

Ek Bakra kasai ke hath

Ek Bakra kasai ke hath katne se pahle kaun sa gana gata hah?




Think...




Kr chale hum fida jaan-o-tan sathiyo ab tumhare hawake "MATAN" sathiyo.

Yade ansu hoti to chalak jati

Yade ansu hoti to chalak jati
Likhawat hoti to padhi jati
Yade to zindgi me basa wo ehsas he
Jo lakh kosiso k baad b lafzo me nhi simat pati.

Mallika Sherawat Bartan

Mallika Sherawat Bartan Wale Ko Apne Purane Kapde Dete Huye Boli- Iska Kya Milega? Bartanwala- CHAMMACH.

Agar free ho to he niche dekhna

Agar free ho to he niche dekhna










































































agr abi bi free ho to upar dekho

SAPNE Ka Pehla Lafz "S" Hai..

SAPNE Ka Pehla Lafz "S" Hai..
Agar "S" Ko Nikal Du To "Apne"
Rehe Jate Hai..
Or Agar "APNE"
Sath Ho To
"SAPNE" Zarur Pure Hote Hai..

Aj apki din ki achhi shuruwat ho

Aj apki din ki achhi shuruwat ho
sare sapne apke sakar ho
Jinko rat-bhar dekti rahi sapno me apki palke
Rab kre aaj unse hi mulaqat ho

Diya apki dahliz pe har roj jala kare

Diya apki dahliz pe har roj jala kare
Har phool apke angan me khila kare
Apka har ek safar ho itna hansi
ki har khushi apke sath chala kare.

ek hasti he jo jan he meri

ek hasti he jo jan he meri
jo jan se hi bhadkar maan he meri
khuda hukam de to kardu sajda use,
q ki vo koi or nahi "MAA" hai meri...!!!

Life me do baate hamesha yaad rakhna

Life me do baate hamesha yaad rakhna




1. Hawa chalti hai, to patte hilte hai



2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte

HaPPy DIWALI Soch rhe ho aaj kyo

HaPPy DIWALI




Soch rhe ho aaj kyo




Ab tum "DON" Ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.



Don jab chahte hai tab wish karte hai..

Lo Happy HOLI !
Kya kar loge

HaPPy DIWALI Soch rhe ho aaj kyo

HaPPy DIWALI




Soch rhe ho aaj kyo




Ab tum "DON" Ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.



Don jab chahte hai tab wish karte hai..

Lo Happy HOLI !
Kya kar loge

Doctor ki galti aur Vakil

Doctor ki galti aur Vakil ki galti me kya antar He


Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot neeche gaad deti h
&
Vakil ki galti 4 foot uper tang dete h

Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai

Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai






Ans




jb tym kharab ho,shani ki dasha kharab ho,apka mangal bhaari ho,aur bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho,tb pyar ho jata hai

tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,

tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,
is baat ka mujjhe gham nahi hai,
gham hai toh sirf is baat ka ,ki tum,
humse apna dil bhi chhheen kar chale gaye

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat
“Mere Paas Laut Aana”
Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazar Na Aye
To Darna Mat
“Mere Paas Laut Aana”

Log kehte hai ek rishta toot

Log kehte hai ek rishta toot jaane se sari duniya khatam nahi ho jati,

Lekin uska kya jiski sari duniya EK hi rishte se ho...><

sajhti rahe khushiyo ki mahfil har

sajhti rahe khushiyo ki mahfil har mafil khushi se suhani rahe,aap zindgi mein itne khush raho ki khushi bhi aapki deewani rahe.

yaro ki mafil mein yaro ne mujhse kaha,

yaro ki mafil mein yaro ne mujhse kaha,


yaro ki mahfil mein yaro ne mujhse kaha,


chal msg padhna band kar aur kaam pe lag ja.

meray dost!

meray dost!

jab main ne phool maanga
tum ne guldasta dia

jab paani ka qatra maanga
tum ne glass bhar ke dia

jab sms ka kaha
tum ne mujhe call ki

abay behra hai kia?

Har papa ka sapna hota hai

Har papa ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko 1 beautiful, intelligent, smart aur sanskari ladka mile. Ab aap hi batao ki akela mein kis-kis ke papa ka sapna pura karu

Khuda bahut meherban h

Khuda bahut meherban h q ki usne dosto ki koi kimat nhi rakhi. Agar wo aisa krte to hum aap jese dost afford nhi kr pate q ki
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4 aane ab chalte kahan h

THOUGHT OF THE DAY.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY. JAB HUM EK HI MAZAK KO LEKR BAR BAR HAS NAI SKTE TO, HM EK HI GUM KO LEKR BAR BAR Q ROTE RHE.

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

Puchhta he jab koi ki,

Puchhta he jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabat he kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai or yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA


KI



PYARI



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Honewali
"BAHU".

amitabh mere pass rocket hai chahkri

amitabh mere pass rocket hai chahkri hai bomb hai phuljhadi hai tumhare pass kya hai shashi kapoor mere pass ma...chiss hai bhai

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Laddu hai...Plz 1 kha k
forward kr dena.Sabko diwali ki mithai deni hai .Happy Diwali !!

U kno"DEAR" kise kahte hai?

U kno"DEAR" kise kahte hai?

D=dil k karib hota hai jo.
E=ek ek pal yad aaye jo.
A=apni har bataye jo.
R=rab ki tarah sochta hai jo.

Ye Mat Socho Ke Ishwar Humari

Ye Mat Socho Ke Ishwar Humari Duaaye "Turant" Nahi Sunta,

Ye Shukriya Karo Ke Wo Gunaho Ki Saja bhi Usi Samay Nahi Deta.

Teri Palkon Mein Kabhi Na Aansu Aye,

Teri Palkon Mein Kabhi Na Aansu Aye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Tere Chahre Se Kabhi Muskan Na Jaye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Teri Zindagi Me Aye Hum,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri…

aeDOSTO

aeDOSTO
Khuda apke sare gum ret par likh de
taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye
Or khusiya likhe patther pr taki hawa to kya use barish bhi na mita paye

SACHIBAAT:

SACHIBAAT:
Kbi usko nazar andaz na kro jo Apki bahut parwah krta ho
Vrna kisi Din Apko ehsas hoga ki
Pathar jama krte-2 Apne heera gawa diya

Jab kabi bin mange ap per khushiyon ki barsat ho

Jab kabi bin mange ap per khushiyon ki barsat ho
jab kabi ap ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho
to samajh lena koi apko duaon me yaad kr raha he

"Ishwar ke paas aap ki dua sunne k liye bahot waqt

"Ishwar ke paas aap ki dua sunne k liye bahot waqt he
Lekin kya aap k paas dua mangne k liye waqt hai..?

Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi...

Aisi uljhi nazar unse hatati nahi...

Wah wah..

Daat se reshmi dor katati nahi...

Wah wah..

ACP says: CID walon ki kabhi kisis se
Phatati nahi!!!

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,cute,brave,charming kahe to.............




to use zor se thappar mare, uski himmat kaise hui ke aapko november mai APRIL FOOL banaye.

_ ( "" )_ ( _ 2/ ) ( _ __) Ye

_ ( "" )_ ( _ 2/ ) ( _ __)
Ye
Lo
Rs 2 Ka Coin,
1 Rupay me sms kar lena or
1 Rupay ki TOFFY
Kha lena,hamare Sath rhoge to ais hi kro.

Har pal Aata Hai, Har pal Jata Hai,

Har pal Aata Hai,
Har pal Jata Hai,
is pal Aapko wo sab Mile,
Jo Aapka

.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Hai...

Wife: "College Ke Bare Mein

Wife: "College Ke
Bare Mein
Tumhara Koi
Bura Experience
Hai?"

Husband: "Haan!! Tumhari
Aur Meri Pehli
Mulakat College
Mein Hi To Hui
Thi..." :-/

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai...

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai...
Books hai
.
Notes hai
.
Time hai
.
Mauka hai
.
or hausla to itna hai ki jab chahu padh sakta hun....
Bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai..
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MOOD
:-

kya baat hai kya baat hai

kya baat hai
kya baat hai
tum saath ho toh kya bbat hai
itni khush hone ki jarurat nahi
hum toh majak kar rahe the
tumhe laga wakai koi baat hai

Khud Ko Karo nalayak Itna Ki,

Khud Ko Karo nalayak Itna Ki,
Koi bhi Book padne Se Pehle,
Uska Har Panna Tumse Khud Puche,
"Beta Tabiyat To Thik H Na....
aaj kaise yad aa gai."

"Dusro Ko Itni Jaldi Maaf Kr Diya Karo,

"Dusro Ko Itni Jaldi Maaf Kr Diya Karo,
Jitni Jaldi AAP UPARWALE Se Apne Liye Maafi Ki Umeed Rakhte Ho".

Good Night ! ! ! !

Good
Night
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Sweet
Dreams
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Take Care
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Ab aur kya dekh rhe ho?
Bister,
takiya,
chaadar
bhi
SMS se bheju kya.?

Do u know? Meri zindagi ka maksad.

Do u know? Meri zindagi ka maksad.
aisa dost, jb meri akhri sanse chal rahi ho or aa k kahe "chal yar aaj yamraj ki class bunk marte h!"

Jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

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Jaan

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Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan bakash do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait mat kiya kro!!

Frndship rules

Frndship rules
No drama
No excuse
No sory
No thanx
Don't say I'm buzy
Jst always say-
"Jani hukum kar tere lye jaan B hazir hai!"
"denge nhi wo alg bat h.

Itne dino baad aj books kholi to 1 raaz khula,

Itne dino baad aj books kholi to 1 raaz khula,
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Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Oh my god ye b nhi aata...;-)

Rajnikanth in BIG BOSS'S house

Rajnikanth in BIG BOSS'S house
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Day 1 - 9 A.M
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Rajnikanth chahte hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aayein:-)

Agar free h to call me plz,

Agar free h to call me plz,mere phone me bal nhi h
Its urgnt, mjhe tjhse ek personal advice leni h.
























TajMahal bik raha hai
kharid lu kya?

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai?

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai?
Select any number-
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Plz Reply...
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Mat karna!
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Apko koi 2 rupay na de,
jaan kaun dega

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off.

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off. I'm goin to dehli for 1yrs.
Keep mising me... I'll mis u.




























Kal raat yeh khwab aya tha.
Aaj dekho shyad London jaau.

Why boys call all girls

Why boys call all girls ITEM?bcozITEM means MAALMAAL means PAISAPAISA means LAXMIor grl to ghar ki laxmi hoti hto hui na ITEM.Rista wahi soch nai.

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai, Facebook hai, youtube hai, Orkut hai, Skype hai,Tere paas kya hai?
Frnd 2- Mere paas kaam dhandhe hai!

Yeh sms jin "khubsurat" logo ko milta hai,

Yeh sms jin "khubsurat" logo ko milta hai,
woh 5 sec baad behosh ho jata hain,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,

Nhi behosh hue na,
"khubsurat" hote to behosh hote na.

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
.
Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega
Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.:-)

Laal Baig Ko Milk

Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.

"SOHAIL KHAN KE JAAN LEVA TOTKE"

Zindagi Ka Usool

Zindagi Ka Usool
Agr koi tumhe patthar mare to tumhara farz hai k tum us par,

Phool phenko,

Lekin'
Yad rahe,






Phool gamle samait phekna hai :-)

CID ROCKS

CID ROCKS
Tanhaai me satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
DAYA,pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui tou hui kaise?

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar Q Utar Diya Jata He.?




QKi



Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota He
Aag Lagane Wali Cheje Bahar Rakhe

Munni Itni Badnaam Hai K

Munni Itni Badnaam Hai K
Har Ghante Ek Bari Mumbai Ke
Hr Radio Station Me Jaa K Aati Hai
Bhaut Bigdeli Ladki Hai
Iski Shadi Ab Naa Honi Hai

Wo Chaku Chalate Gae

Wo Chaku Chalate Gae
Hm Ansu Bahate Gae
UnkoNa Thi Mre AnsuoKi Fikr
Akhir Hmko Bolna Pada




Ay pagaL AbTo piyaaz Kaatna Bandh kr.

CHIPKALI ko ubaal k dhoop me sukha k

CHIPKALI ko ubaal k dhoop me sukha k
chips jesa crunchi hone k baad
Ketchup ooper dal k khaya jye to





ULTI aa jati h
Eeeww...yakh.

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega

ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega

Agar-Koi Aap ko acha Lagta Hai.

Agar-Koi Aap ko acha Lagta Hai.
To acha wo Nahi
Ache To aap Ho Kyoki aap Usme Achhai TaLash Karte Ho

Achha Insan Phul Ki Tarah Hota He

Achha Insan Phul Ki Tarah Hota He
Jise Hum Chhod B Nhi Sakte
&
Tod B Nhi Sakte
Tod Diya To Murjha Jayga
&
Chhod Diya To Koi Aur Le Jayga

Jab tum kisi ko nazar andaz krao

Jab tum kisi ko nazar andaz krao
or wo tumhe iska badla wafa se de

To

Jan Lo

Ki woh tumhe khud se zyada pyaar karta hai.

Jo aadmi aapke paas aakar dusro ki

Jo aadmi aapke paas aakar dusro ki buri baat karta hai
yakin janiye dusro k paas baith kar aapki buri baat karta hoga.

Riste wo Nhi jo hum Bnate He

Riste wo Nhi jo hum Bnate He
Riste wo he jinhe waqt Bnata He
Apne wo Nhi jinhe hum chahte He
Apne wo hai jo hume chahte He

Kabhi Kisi ki Feelings K Saath Mat Khelo

Kabhi Kisi ki Feelings K Saath Mat Khelo
Ho Sakta Hai Aap Khel Jeet Jao
Par Ye Pakka Hai Ki Us Insaan Se Hamesha Hamesha Ke Liye Haar Jaoge

Zindagi K Kisi Mod Pe Agr Apko

Zindagi K Kisi Mod Pe Agr Apko
Koi Faisla Krana Ho To,
Apne DIL Ki Suno
Qki, DIL Bhale Hi
"Left" Me Ho
Pr Uska Faisla Hamesha
"Right" Hota H

Dear WaQt JESA B Ho Acha Ya Bura"Badalta zaru

Dear
WaQt JESA B Ho Acha Ya Bura"Badalta zarur HE
Isleye Ache WaQt Me kuch Esa Galat Mat KrO Ki Bure Waqt Me Log Apka Sath CHOR De

Jis se Anchal b nai sar ka sambhala jata

Jis se Anchal b nai sar ka sambhala jata
Us se kya khaak tere ghar ki hifazat hogi

SACH vo Dawlat h jise pahle

SACH vo Dawlat h jise pahle kharch kro aur Zindagi bhar Anand pao
ZUT vo Karz he jo kuch din Masti to karlo
Pr Zindagi bhar chukate raho

Kisi Se Dushmani Rakho To Bas Itni Si Gunjaish

Kisi Se Dushmani Rakho To Bas Itni Si Gunjaish Rakhna..


Ki Kabhi Us Se Agar Milana Ho To Sharminda Na Hona Pade..
It's True..

Kabhi Kisiko

Kabhi Kisiko
Kamzor Mat
Samazna

aeDost


Ye Yaad Rakhna
Ki
Band Ghadi Bhi
Roz Din me 2 Baar
Sahi Time Batati He.

Jab Kisi Kaam Ka Pakka Irada Krlo

Jab Kisi Kaam Ka Pakka Irada Krlo

To phir Ishwar Pe Bharosa Rakho

Be shak Ishwar bharosa rakhnae walo ko pasand karta hai

Aise Insan ko yad mat karo jisne aapka Dil toda ho,

Aise Insan ko yad mat karo jisne aapka Dil toda ho,
lekin aise Insan ko yad rakkho,
jisne aapko tute hue Dil ke sath jina sikhaya ho

Insaan do cheez se hamesha haarta he

Insaan do cheez se hamesha haarta he
Waqt or pyaar

dono zindagi me bahut khas hote hai
Waqt kisi ka nhi hota,or pyaar hr kisi se nahi hota

Insan ko Ahnkhar ke karan

Insan ko Ahnkhar ke karan apne ap ko bada nai samjhana chahie
Jaise khjur ka ped kisi ko chaya nai deta

Sacha rishta barish ki tarah nai hota jo Aye chale

Sacha rishta barish ki tarah nai hota jo Aye chale jye

Balki hawa ki tarah hota H
Jo dikhta nai par Sada sath rehta

Dosto

Dosto
Agr Zindagi me aakho se aasu bhane ho to apni biti hui yaado
or bite huye palo par gor kro
Aap usdin ki yaado me kho jawoge

Ae dear

Ae dear
Yaad aane ka proof na mango qki proof wale rishte ek kachi diwar ki tarah hote hai jo pal me tut sakti hai

Wish u a very HAPPY CHILDREN's DAY.:-)

Wish u a very HAPPY CHILDREN's DAY.:-)
so enjy d full day.mauj masti karo frnds!!
bcz bade hue to kya!


DIL TO BACHHA HAI JI...!!

Puchta Hai Jab Koi Ke Duniya Me

Puchta Hai Jab Koi Ke Duniya Me
Mohabbat Hai
Kaha...?

Muskura Deta Hu Main
Or Yaad Aa Jaati Hai
"Maa"
aur

us

Ki Beautiful Si
Hone Wali BAHU....

La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo

La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo
Gana Gana Dalo Wasandra

Kaisa Laga Song Mera
Nahi Sumjh Aya



Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Bahut Acha Lgta

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya




Sunny ka baap dharam, abhishek ki maa jaya;

Last night I dreamt tat,

Last night I dreamt tat,I was walking wid GOD n I told him tat I ve a friend like u den he smiled n said-'Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.'

Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?

Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?
Uske 10 fold karke uspar 20 mukke maaro.
Fir note ko kholo.
Agar GandhiJi ka chasma toot jaye to?
Samajhna note nakli hai

Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?

Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?
Uske 10 fold karke uspar 20 mukke maaro.
Fir note ko kholo.
Agar GandhiJi ka chasma toot jaye to?
Samajhna note nakli hai

Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega

Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hai?


Guess?

?


Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega,


Aur?







Driver soya to sabka ticket cut jayega..

Dedicated 2 all MATHS Studnts:-

Dedicated 2 all MATHS Studnts:-
Fact Of Our Lyf
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Humne 9th me MATHS Li...
Aur...
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Aur uske baad SE aaj tak MATHS hamari JAAN Le rahi hai!!

1bat puchu?

1bat puchu?
Mazaq me mat talna Golmol jawab nhi chlega
Dekho kuch bate Zindgi me bahut Aham hoti hai
Sach Sach batao




Is Diwali pr Nahaoge na?

SHER chupkarSHIKAR

SHER
chupkarSHIKAR
nahikarte
BUJDIL
kabhi
khulkar
VAAR
nahi
karte
Aur
DOST
HUM
to
woh
H
jo
"HAPPY
DIWALI"
kehne
ke
liye
5
NOV.
ka
INTEZAR
nahi KARTE!.