1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa.... Kripya khudko
pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6
firse dohraye....

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Qki..5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~....

Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~....

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Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

Wah,wah!

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland

Yard ki nakami k baad,

Banazir Bhutto murder case ab Sony T.v ki

CID team ko de dia gaya hai,

Umeed hai ke

Ab ye case aik ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ...

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

Har Maal China..

Har Maal China...

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

Har Maal China..

Har Maal China...

Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan

Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan Hai "KHAMOSHI"

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Ghazal Sunne Ka Bohat Bohat Shukriya.

Jisko chaha FARAZ Ne, Wo Kisi Aur ki Ho Gayi.

Jisko chaha FARAZ Ne, Wo Kisi Aur ki Ho Gayi.




Lo Batao Yaaro!



FARAZ k Saath Bhi Chutyapa ho Gaya. :-)

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bi Na Saken FARAZ


Subah Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai.






"KANJRA RAAT CHARAS PI K SOOTA SI". :-)

santa ny 24 ghantay pani mein saans rok kar na

santa ny 24 ghantay pani mein saans rok kar naya aalmi record qayem kar diya hai
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janaze ka ailaan baad mein kiya jayega..

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Park may

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Park may
Kiss Karnay Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha kay
Aik Dam awaz Aayi;
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ZEE NEWS:
Har KANJAR Par Nazar...!

Apne dosto ko main kese samjao Faraz,

Apne dosto ko main kese samjao Faraz,
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K mohabbat msg behjne se barhti hai
parne se nhi

Main tum se bohat pyar krta hu

Main tum se bohat pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k du ga
Me tume New Gari le k du ga
Hum bhag k shadi kr le ge
Bs
Mera Metric ka result ane do

Agar Ap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho,

Agar Ap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho,

To Usay Girnay Se Bachanay Ka Sab Se Asaan Tariqa Hai Ke





Pent Ke Uper Underwear Pehan Lo...

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..


Tumhen Zaleel Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Kamiyab Insan banne k 3 tareeqe:

Kamiyab Insan banne k 3 tareeqe:

1.2.3...Bhootni k, pehle insan to banja.

Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne

larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .

bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

Breaking News on ZEE NEWS.

Breaking News on ZEE NEWS.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae:-(

Likhi thi jitni bhi khat tu ne mujh ko Faraz

Likhi thi jitni bhi khat tu ne mujh ko Faraz

Ab sab phar diye
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Abba ji ne khol k DARAZ

'GOLDEN WORDS'

'GOLDEN WORDS'

"Insaan Ka Nuksaan Maal Aur Jaan Ka Chala Jana Nahi,

Insaan Ka Sab Say Bara Nuksaan Kisi Ki Nazar Say Gir Jana Ha.

Insan ko bolna seekhnay main aik saal lagta hy,

Insan ko bolna seekhnay main aik saal lagta hy,

per kon sa lafz kahan bolna hay ye seekhne k liay puri zindagi lag jati hy.

'MSG OF THE DAY'

'MSG OF THE DAY'


Aagr Qismat Main Sub Kuch Likh Diya Jata

To
'God'
Insan Ko Dua Mangna Na Sikhatay...!
Duaon main mujhe bhi yaad rakhiye..

Aj ka mahan vichar:

Aj ka mahan vichar:
kisi ki taraf itani jaldi dosti ka hath na badhao!
kyonki kuch log ......











"Tatty" se akar hanth nahi dhote.

PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai...

PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai...? fark sirf 1 hi hai... insan pani me pade to "BHEEG" JATA HE .. AUR PYAR ME PADE TO "SOOKH" jata hai....

ek admi gana ga raha tha

ek admi gana ga raha tha






"behane de mujhe behane de"






aik badmassladka bolta hai



......


..



abe tujh jese kutte ko kaun apni behane dega.......kya samjhe

Ye aankh roney ki shiddat se

Ye aankh roney ki shiddat se laal nahin hai FARAAZ..



Is main kisi andhe k bachy ne ungli mari hai.

(-_=) aaeee...

USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he,

USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he, Baap hardware me he, Maa software me he, Bhai footwear me hai, aur Ladki sirf UNDERWER me he, chalegi?

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan Ko talash mat kro Balki Khud Achhe Ban Jao ho skta H Ki apke Is kam se kisi or Ki talash Khatm ho jaye

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho
to...

Ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti hai

Aahen bhrti hai,

or

sochti hai kash !




Hmara b aisa "BHAI" Hota.

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.



Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

Jab b mera SMS mile to

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

chahe dhup ho ya chaoho

chahe dhup ho ya chaoho,har waqt dost tere sath ho,mangi hai rab se yahi dua teri zindagi mien harpal khushiyon ki barsat ho.

raja ko rani se pyar hota hai

raja ko rani se pyar hota hai to tare kyo tilmilate hai kyonki bad me lion aur sher jese nishachar janavar hi peda hote hai

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE

Rani Kajol

Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena

A ur aapki

Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai

Aapko Hamari umar lag jaye,

Aapko Hamari umar lag jaye,
Yahi khuda se fariyad karte hai,
Aapko kya khabar ki,
Ham Aapko kitna yaad karte hai.

Seene Me Dil

Seene Me Dil
Dil Me Dard
Dard Me Nasa
Nase Me Mithas
Mithas Me Umeed
Umeed Me Yaadein
Yaadon Me Khayal
Khayal Me Tasveer
Tasveer Me Sirf Tum
MY DARLING

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
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Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad.
"Happy MoonSoon"

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain?


Bhala Kahan Se?












Door se ;-)

arz kia hai kay

arz kia hai kay

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai
wah wah subhanAllah

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai

to


is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??
ha ha ha

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan

tum jesay log dunia main dil he tortay hain

Ye film BUDHA GUJAR ka dialogue hai!

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
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karay jaoo.
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karay jaoo.
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baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna.....

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye

Aap se jo bhi ban pade,
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi Sudharenge

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho
kabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelo
kyunki dil 1 hi hota he
agar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo
wo 2 hoti he

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"

Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile,

Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile, humne chaha k use gam na mile, agr khushi milti hai use humse juda hokar, to yahi dua hai k use kabhi hum na mile....

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...

Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya Zalim hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya harjai hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


jalebi seedhi hosakti hai

"LEKIN TUM NAHI..:

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

Hitler bhi chala gaya….

Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..

Tu dil se krtey hain.

Ap ki 1 bat mjhy bohat psand hy

Aap Jb b koi Sms krty hain


Tu dil se krtey hain.

Qk


QK

QK


Dimagh tu ap k pass hy he nhi!
ha ha ha:-)

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke Bagairta...
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Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "HIJDA" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai..

Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Guess Karo...

Nahi Pata?

Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.



"China" Ka Hai. :-)

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Himath
Izat
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar

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Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe Ho

LAALCHI.

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena


FARAZ!!!


Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)

Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum

Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz...


Najane Kon Humare Shampoo Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya. :-(

Bohat Khwahish Thi

c K Mujh Ko woh “JAAN” bolay
FARAZ!

Bolti to hy Magr Pehle “BHAI” Laga deti hy..!

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para

Faraz

Jab Larkiuon kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai .....

Are O sambha,

Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai... ;->

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan Mai Akela Chor Diya FARAZ...



Yeh Keh Kar K


Pyar Kiya to Darna Kiya. :-)

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki


FARAZZ!!


Jin ki Girlfriend Ko Koi Aur Phansa K Le Jaye. :

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai

FARAZ



Kyon k Sirf Baatein Karne Se Bachhay Nahi Hote. :-)

Do Baatain Hamesha Yaad Rakho

Do Baatain Hamesha Yaad Rakho

"apne Dosto se pyar karo, unki Sisters se nhi"

And

"apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto se nhi"

Baghairto sun lo:-)

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

"FARAZ"


Maine Khushi Se Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?

Usne Kaha

Ye Pyar Nahi Paglay
Kal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye.

Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe

Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe

Kon Aapka Saath NIBHATA hai?

?

Aapka Dost?

?

Ya Phir Aapka hamsafar?

?

G Nahi. Sirf Or Sirf


Aapki "CHAPPAL".

Teacher: M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Teacher:
M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Student:
M.B.B.S. stand for

Muhtarma benzir Bhutto shaheed...

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Tere liye poora Pakistan baqi hai,

Bibi mar gayi to kya hua,

Abhi to shiri rehman baqi hai....

Oye Mere Dost

Oye Mere Dost

Andhero Ke Ghost

Double Ande Ke Tost

Bhujhe Huye Lamppost

Flop Show Ke Host


I Miss U D Most

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
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Pakistani Team Ki Shikast ki Zimmedari

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Tehreek-e-Taliban Ne Qabool Kerli Hai.
"ABDUL REHMAN MALIK"...
Interior Minister.

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto pr jite h, Khushi to unhe milti h jo dusro ki khushi k liye apni zindgi k Mayne bdal dte h..

Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,

Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki KHUshi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai

Science ne sabit kiya ki

Science ne sabit kiya ki




"Bandar aur Gadhe" SMS padte vakt ANGUTHE ka istemaal karte he





NA-NA Ab ANGUTHA mat hatao sabit ho Chuka he

Hitler bhi chala gaya….

Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..

Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,

Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,
Cadbury Me Keede,
dudh mai milawat,
Pani Bi Kharab,

Saaf Bachi Hai To sirf SHARAB!

Piyo Sir Utha Ke ! Jio Ladkhada Ke!



CHEERS.:-)

By: Max ...

1 baat bolu

1 baat bolu



Naraz mat hona





Bol du.



Soch lo.






Mai




Apse










Pyar.







Se keh raha hu.Sms kar do nahi to khoon kharaba ho jayega..

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..

"ALWAYS SMILE"

"ALWAYS SMILE"
U know Y..?

Bcoz :
Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!
Kya Pata..
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Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &
Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?



Kya mai pagal hu?


No !


Time paas?


No


Mai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,


"PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA"

pucha muje chand sitaro ne tuje bhula diya kya

pucha muje chand sitaro ne tuje bhula diya kya tere jigri yarone maine muskurakar bola "bhul to nahi sakte par lage hoge kamine kisi ko patane me "

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..
Parents Ne Usko "Baba Ramdev" Ke Paas Bheja..









Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!

Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,

Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,
DOST

Jo qadar karte hy wo kabhi rone nhi dete,...

Scratch Karen or jeeten Amrican BAKRA

Scratch Karen or jeeten Amrican BAKRA

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llllllari


lllrdari


Z@rdari



sorry apka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
plz try again.

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..
Parents Ne Usko "Baba Ramdev" Ke Paas Bheja..









Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!

Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,

Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,
DOST

Jo qadar karte hy wo kabhi rone nhi dete,...

Scratch Karen or jeeten Amrican BAKRA

Scratch Karen or jeeten Amrican BAKRA

llllllllll


llllllllli


llllllllri


llllllari


lllrdari


Z@rdari



sorry apka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
plz try again.

Ignore mat karna"

Ignore mat karna"






0345-3215332
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30 NAIK or ACHI
Larkiyun ko send karen_.
Aapko 30 din k andar 1 Achi

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"Bhabhi" milay gi.
Its true.Try it

Humare chale jaane

Humare chale jaane k baad ye samandar ki rait bhi tm se poocha kre gi...!

kahan chala gya wo shaks jo tanhai me aa kr bs tumhra hi naam likha krta tha...!

Faraz! Kabhi kabhi mere dil may khayaal ata hy

Faraz! Kabhi kabhi mere dil may khayaal ata hy



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50 ka load ker wao to 42 ka kiyo aata he.

Khubsurti ye nhi k naey

Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo

I Am Idiot

No

I
Am
Not
Decent


I
Am
Not
Good



I
Am
Stupid



I
Am
Mental



I
Am
Idiot




Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jesi bhe ho Mere Dost ho..
Got it ;-)

Aik GADHA tha,

Aik GADHA tha,





Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,





Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,




Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..






Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Dil krta hy

Dil krta hy
Har pathar pe
"I Miss You" likho'n
Aur
Wo pathar aap ki
"SIR" pe day maaron
Taa kay
Aap ko pata chaley k
Aap ki yaadai'n kitna dard deti hain...

Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei

Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei sakon hai "FARAZ"

Jo dard ki lehar uthi thi usay ek lotay ne baha dia.

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaen

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaen
FARAZ.....!








Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali heroin sath ho....!

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai
is dil ne sachi khushi paai hai
Darr lagta hai kahi chot na aaye aapke dil ko mere lafzon se
Kyuki aapki khushi me meri khushi samai hai.....

Kitni dair se meri Ankhein

Kitni dair se meri Ankhein Num hain ~Faraz~
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Koi to Kameena hai Jo Kaat raha hai pyaz!

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr

Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..

.

Kiu k

Baki insan
Taraki kr k

Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey

KFC New Prices

KFC New Prices

Piza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,?Beautiful Beautiful.?jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

.

Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.

Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.

Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

GJ 3 AB 9345

GJ 3 AB 9345
GJ 3 AB 30
GJ 3 AH 1 12
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hello itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?





Kal subah hote hi
in sab gaadiyon
par kapada maar dena

MERA dil itna bada hain

MERA dil itna bada hain



Itna bada hai....




Itna bada hai....


Itna bada hai....



Chal rehne de tere mobile ka screen BHOUT CHOTA HAI.

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho... dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.



Magar






Men chah k bhi





apnay GAAL nhi choom skta..

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata de

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.



Magar






Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena!DosT!


Itni zor ka chamat parega ke sab kuch acha lagne lagae ga. . ;-)

Din raat sms kar kar

Din raat sms kar kar k aisa kar dia tum ne zaalimo..!! . . . . . . . . . .

Ghar ki ghanti bajnay par b mobile utha leta hon... ;-)

kala kambal kala kambal,

kala kambal kala kambal,
kala rang kadai ka,
ek toh tere yaad sataye
dujhi fikre padai ka.

Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain

Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain

“FARAZ”

Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai

“Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..

Kya apko ladkiya pasand hain?

Kya apko ladkiya pasand hain?Kya Ladkiyo ki baate sunna chahte hain? Hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte ho? To. Gol gappe ka thela lagao...

Apki DOSTI Apun ko Itna Pasnd Hy Jaise

Apki DOSTI Apun ko Itna Pasnd Hy Jaise

Ullu ko Rat

Dentist ko Dant

aur

Gadhe ko Laat

Raja ko Gaddi

Kutte ko Haddi

aur







Nange ko Chaddi:-):-)

gajni dekhne ke bad ye

gajni dekhne ke bad ye andaza hua ki hum v aamir se kam nahi,
hum v padte hai
yaad karte hai,
samjhte hai
aur 15min k bad bhool jate hai

:*Fresh Flower for you*

:*Fresh Flower for you*
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*What are you looking for?



Flowers..?

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*Have Some Sense Yaar...

Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"

Agar koi tumhe kahe

Agar koi tumhe kahe
"oye INSAN ban jao"

To
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ek bar koshish zror krlena...

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar FARAZ,

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar FARAZ,


K lash khud uth k boli


lay tu mur ja sadi kher ay. .

China ki Abaadi 1 Arab 35 Kror

China ki Abaadi 1 Arab 35 Kror
14 Wazir

India: 1 Arab 27 Kror
32 Wazir

Amrica: 32 Kror
14 Wazir

Brtania: 13 Kror
12 Wazir

Pak: 17 Kror
96 Wazir
Geo PAKISTAN...

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Arz Kya Hai:


University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.


Kyon K


B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

Kitni ajeeb ha ye ‘Miss’ se mohabbat…

Kitni ajeeb ha ye ‘Miss’ se mohabbat…

‘FARAZ’

Hum ne diya unhen love letter, unho ne home work samajh kr check kr diya.

Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat he,

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat he,

Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat he,

Khushyon k liye DOST ki zarurat he,

Or Achey DOST k liye





Sub Ko Meri Zarorat Hai...

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ...

Phoolon Ki Malka,

Phoolon Ki Malka,

Baharon ki Shahzadi,

Phoolon ki Malka baharon ki shahzadi.

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Dil Tor ke chali gayi

Kutti,
Kameeni,
Haramzadi!

dil ki baat unhe batain kaise

dil ki baat unhe batain kaise,ham unhe apne dil me basay kaise,yaro koi to idia do ,ham unhe patay ge kaise

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soi "Faraz...

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soi "Faraz...
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Main ne ik baar kaha tha,,
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Mujhe raat ko bachchiyan Föne karti hain...

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko
ghongat uthaya mene faraz,


wo bary pyar se kan main boli,

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tenu dulha kinay banaya bhootni k.

Hum ne un ke ghar ke saamne nach nach

Hum ne un ke ghar ke saamne nach nach
kar Ghungoro tak tor diye "FARAZ"


Zalim nach dekhne k baad keh gaye . . . . . . . Pappu Cant Dance Sala....

Agr rooth kar door bhi jana

Agr rooth kar door bhi jana chaho to itna na jana...


K wapsi ka kiraya, maang kar dena pary...

Ab kya dhondhtay ho kaghazon

Ab kya dhondhtay ho kaghazon k dhair main FARAZ?
Jis Akhbar main tumhari photo thi, us main koi Naan le gya.

Is khoaf se bahar

Is khoaf se bahar nikalna chor diya Ghalib!

K kahin koi Larki phir Khud Kushi na kar bethay.

Raat bari mushkil se khud ko sulaya hai Faraz.

Raat bari mushkil se khud ko sulaya hai Faraz.

Warna Light k baghair kon sanki sota hai?

Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz!

Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz!
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Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya.

Aankhon main

Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.

Dil se dua hai hamari,

Dil se dua hai hamari,
Jindagi tumhari sanvar jay,
Tumhe jiski talash hai,
Khuda kare oh khud tumhari talash main aaye.

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho,

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho,

LEKIN...?

ACCHAY LOG Hamesha

KhobsooratHoty hain.

Jaisy k Aap...?

Milne ka Waada un ke munh se

Milne ka Waada un ke munh se to Nikal Gaya,

Poochi Jaga to Hans k Kaha, "KHWAAB MAIN AA JANA"..

Jani Mera Number change ho gaya hai .

Jani

Mera Number change ho gaya hai

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CHAPPAL ka.

Agr tujhe meri purani CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja

Sharma mat

Pagal tu Jigar hy apna.

Hamari aur unki zindagi

Hamari aur unki zindagi main bus thora hi farq hE

F A R A Z

Hamari light 9 baje jati hai aur unki 10 baje.

Iss ne mujhe raat ko akailay

Iss ne mujhe raat ko akailay jangal mein chor dia Faraz,

Ye keh ker ke "piyar kia tou darna kya,",,,,,,,,,

"Aik boht khubsurat jumla"

"Aik boht khubsurat jumla"

"Allah Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Aur Allah Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Paaya...!!

WAQT or PYAR do

WAQT or PYAR do esi cheezen hain jo insan k ikhtiyar ma nhi...

WAQT insan ko majboor kr deta hy
Aur,
PYAR insan ko be'bas bna deta hai.

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi



FARAZ





Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

City me Kuch Khudksh Hamla

City me Kuch Khudksh Hamla Awar Dakhil HoGaye hain.
Agr Ap Apni Salamti Chahte hain to

Unki Lambi Umar ki Dua Karen.

Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!!

Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!!

Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!!

Cigrette se bi mehnga naswaar hogaya he.

Hum to yun hi Tiger Biscuit kha

Hum to yun hi Tiger Biscuit kha rahay thay Faraz...

Ek larki hum bacha samjh ke Pappi de gayi...

Tum mere 7,

Tum mere 7,
Hum tere 7,
Asman b 7,
Samandar b 7,
Hamesha rehna mere 7,
Jeena b 7,
Marna b 7,
Hansna b 7,
Rona b 7,
QK
Aj TAREEKH b he 7 or mahina b 7
Enjoy7,7.

Wo FARAAZ ko Keh K Chali Gayi

Wo FARAAZ ko Keh K Chali Gayi
GO TO HELL . . .,



Magar Faraz b dheet tha Kehta Raha..,
AAL IZ WELL,
AAL IZ WELL...!!

Tum ne dekha hai kbi Chand

Tum ne dekha hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..?

Mene dekha hai ye Mnzar apna moun dhote hue..;-)

Subhan'Allah..

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,

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.... Jaisey ....

12 rupee ka Wheel Detergent,
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Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada...!

Height of Confidence:

Height of Confidence:

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:

And Shouts at the bus Driver

"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?


Akhir joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! :-

Mujhy Ap se ye umeed nhi thi

Mujhy Ap se ye umeed nhi thi
Main ne apko kiya samjha or ap kiya niklay?
Main ne apko ek acha dost samjha tha

Lekin Ap

To?





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Os Se Bhi ACHAY Nikly.,,

Kbi kbi mera Dimag puchta hy

Kbi kbi mera Dimag puchta hy Me apko itna yad q kru?

Itny sms q kru?


Tb mera Dil jwab deta hy.. . . . . .


PAGLO KO ZYADA TAWAJA KI ZRURT HOTI HY.

Soo Jate Hain Bed per KitaabeN

Soo Jate Hain Bed per KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair ker,

Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli Nahin Khatey....;-)

Dedicated 2 all iNnocent Students.

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi
CHAND ka TUKRA hy
or
CHAND pr na LighT hoti hy
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
Na Aata
Na Cheni

So plz take no TENSION and
Enjoy your LIFE at moon..!

Chand bhi kya ajab cheez hai 'Faraz

Chand bhi kya ajab cheez hai 'Faraz'..


Bachpan main 'Mamu' aur jawani main 'Janu' nazar Aata hai

Research K Mutabiq

Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...


Kyun k


100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:

Doston se bicharr kr yeh haqeeqat khulli,

Doston se bicharr kr yeh haqeeqat khulli,
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".FARAZ.".....!!
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Chawal jithay v hon ronaq bari laandy ne,

Miss u all ChawlaaaZzz

TRUE LOVE SONG

TRUE LOVE SONG
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Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar

Apni Ammi Ko Razi Kar

TuNe Dil Mera Tora

MeNe Elfee Se Jora

Meri Elfee K Paise Wapis Kar..

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar.

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar le k khaya hy

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar le k khaya hy

Faraz..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.....

ye zindgi hai ek kamal

ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn


MISS CALL MISS CALL'

Buhat afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzr gya,

Buhat afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzr gya,
Sab ne wish kya magr ap ne mujy wish nahi kia :-(


apko nai malum Aj


"beautiful" people day hai

Z*rdari ne apne marne k baad body

Z*rdari ne apne marne k baad body parts donate karne ka ailan kia hay

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Yeh khabar sun ke maazoor kutton may khushi ki lehar daur gai…

GARMI me kulfi ka

GARMI me kulfi ka
maja aata hai,
THANDI me coffee ka
maja aata hai,
Hum waterfall ke
tarah msg karte hai,
Aapka reply
municipality k pani
jaise aatha hai.

Kya Aap ko Pata Hai?

Kya Aap ko Pata Hai?

Books Samney Rakh kar Bhi

Na Parh pane Wali Beemari ka Naam Kya Hai?

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'Mobile' :-)

Tip of The Day:

Tip of The Day:


3 Mooli k Parathy

2 Gobhi k Parathy

1 Plate Maash ki Daal

Aur

1 Pyala Ublay Huye Chaney

Ek Saath khayen


Or


Apna Zaati

Kya waqt tha jab

Kya waqt tha jab 19-20 saal ki ladkiya hame kiss kiya karti thi,kambhkt saali kismat phuti thi hamari,us waqt hum 2 saal ke the....

Haar se pehle mai

Haar se pehle mai
umid q chhodu

haar se pehle mai
umid q chhodu

DAYA GUSSE ME BOLA
PAYMENT SAB KO
MILTI Hai
DARWAZA HAMESHA ME
HI Q TODU?

Kisi Dushman k 100 B Takleef Nahi

Kisi Dushman k 100 B Takleef Nahi De Sakte

Par

1 Dost ki Khamoshi 100 Aansoo De Sakti Hai

So BAK BAK Karte Raha Karo

Tasali Rehti hai yaar.

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai.

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai.

Lekin Jab Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat

Bhi Bari Na Lage To Samjho.

Tumhen Zaleel Honey Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K Sath

Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K Sath

Gulab Jaman, Barfi Aur Ras Gullay Girnay Ka Imkaan Hai.

Sab Se Guzarish Hai K Sehen Main Saari Raat Mun Khol Kar Soen.

Shukriya.

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai..

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai..
Maa se ho to mamta!
Baap se ho to Kartvaya!
Bhai se ho to Dharam !
Bahan se ho to Farz!
Bibi se Ho to ... Joru ka Gulam...

Wo kon se 3 haram

Wo kon se 3 haram
janwer hy jin k "DAANT"
har waqt bahar hoty hyn

1- Samandar Seal
...
2- Haathi

Aur

3- Bhutto Ka Damaad .. =P xD...

Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai

Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai, akele aye the akele jayenge. Par sach to ye hai, 2 logo ke bina koi aata nahi, aur 4 logo ke bina koi jata nahi.

killer pj

killer pj
dis will realy kill u,
kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,

zara gaur farmaiga janab


kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,



and u say i,m lovin it....!!!

apka muskrana har roz ho.

apka muskrana har roz ho.
Kabhi chehra 'kamal' TO kabhi 'ROSE' ho,
100 Pal kushi to 1000 pal mouj ho,
bas aisa hi din mere Dost ka har roz ho

Manzilo ki har Sadak aap ke naam,

Manzilo ki har Sadak aap ke naam,
Mohabbat ki har adaa aap ke naam,
Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam,
Aur aaj labon par aane wali har Dua aapke naam.

khuda na kare aapko kabhi koi gam mile,

khuda na kare aapko kabhi koi gam mile,
khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile,
gum jab bhi bad chale aapki aur.....
khuda kare raaste me use hum mile...

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Mumbai mai aik road hai?





Bandar Road... ;->

In barishon se kaho k mere angan

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,


Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain.......!!

Marne ke baad bhi

Marne ke baad bhi
meri Ungliya hilti
rahi



are DOST



Adat jo pad Gayi Thi
Daily 500 Sms karne
Ki

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi
Jab Aap paida Hue



TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX


YA KOI AUR

Jawab jaldi Bhejna
Company Bandh
Karni H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Fir
Na Ho

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.

Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

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Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.

Aur

Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.

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Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.

Jholay Laal

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz...
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Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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"Kya Taqleef hai..?"

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wah Wah Wah

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wo Muskurai, Or Boli
"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN"

Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat

Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...


Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,

Ab hum tum se roz roz milne nhi aa skte Faraz,


Kyu k petrol ek din baad phir mehnga ho gya hai.

Lo G ek baar phir

Lo G ek baar phir
Petrol mehnga krne par.


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Naara masom awam ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka
Z@rdri hai haram ka.

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
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Nahi
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Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Teri har suba muskurati rahe

Teri har suba muskurati rahe
teri har shaam gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile iss tarah se mile ki
har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe

Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad aga

Ghalib ko Nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad agaye.

To Farmaya.....

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Dil mein hai tumhara Aks

Or

Hath mein hai naya Lux.....:-)'

Cheel urri ...

Cheel urri ...

Kaw'wa urra.!,'

Maina urri,.,'

Chir'ria urri....,'

gadha urra.,.,'


Oo...sorry

jaldi main aap ko b urra dia...

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,

Dost B Ho Wafadar B Ho,
Didar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

Piyar B Ho Beshumar B Ho,
Izhar Na Ho To Kia Faida?

SMS B Ho Mazedar B Ho,
"REPLY" Na Ho To Kia Faida,

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi

Itni badtameez larki mainey zindagi main nahi dekhi FARAZ

Sab k samne jo mere kan main kehti hai..




"Ap k account ki raqam is call k liay na kafi hai".

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna

Na jany wo Neend K Nashay men itna kesy Doob jaaty hen,,,,


Ham to Karwat Bi BadaLty hen to manji cho0n cho0n krti hy...

Teri Chahat Teri Ulfat Ki Adda Kafi HE

Teri Chahat Teri Ulfat Ki Adda Kafi HE

Zinda Rehne K Lie Teri Wafa Kafi He

Be-Wajah Hath Uthane Ki Zrorat Kia He

Dil Se Mango to Fqat 1 Dua Kafi He.

Mujhay Tum yaad nahe AataY...

Mujhay Tum yaad nahe AataY...

LoGoN saY aur apneY aap saY...

yeh Baat Keh keh Kar...

maiN thak GayA hooN... ;->

Tum Se Acha To Kutta Hay

Tum Se Acha To Kutta Hay

Faraz..!


Kam Se Kam Larki Palat Palat Ke Dekhti to Hai...

ke,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha...

Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.

Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay.

Hum ne tanhai may bhi tum ko chaha hai "faraz"...

Hum ne tanhai may bhi tum ko chaha hai "faraz"...

Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin aur Riaz..

Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin aur Riaz...


Kyu ke pankha full speed se chala ke bhaag gaya Faraz...

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha
"I Love u"

Usne Muje Kiss Ki or Galay Lga k Apna Mob No. Dedia Or Dinner Par Le Gai..

Moral:
JALO SAALON JALO

NewZealand me 1

NewZealand me 1
Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k




Bacha Hathi ka tha.

Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai

Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)

Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz...

Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz....

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Hum Nikal Chukay Hain Ghar Se CHEENI Ki Talaash Main.

Zehen main teri yadon

Zehen main teri yadon k siwa kuch bhi nahi, Dil main guzri baton k siwa kuch bhi nahi
Too jahan bhi rahe dost khush rahay, Mere lub pe duaon k siwa kuch bhi nahi

Chupkay se ye chand ki

Chupkay se ye chand ki roshni choo jaye apko, Dheeray se ye hawa choo jaye apko
Dilse jo chahtay ho maang lo Khuda se, Hum dua karte hain mil jaye wo apko

Are Barish shuru ho gayi

Are Barish shuru ho gayi














yaha kya dekh rahe ho.. bahar dekho.

Aalsiyon utho,Dushman sms

Aalsiyon utho,Dushman sms pe sms Kar rha hai.Aur tum chhupkr baithe ho,Badla lo wo 1 sms kre to tum 5 kro,Tehas nehas kar do dushman ke inbox ko.
GM

Apni Pasand ka Fruit Chose Kren

Apni Pasand ka Fruit Chose Kren

Apple
Lemon
0range
Grapes
Mango
Pineapple
Banana
Chery






0r Kharid Kr
Kha Lain..
Muje Aap ki Sehat Ka Bohat KhayaL HAi

Bewafa ki 4 nishanian hy

Bewafa ki 4 nishanian hy

1-buhat kubsort hota hy

2-jb bat karo to dil jet lata hy

3-jab tak yad na karo yad nahe karta

4-or jb sms karo to jawab nahe deta.

Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai

Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai

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WAH WAH WAH

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USne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai .

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or

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mene jo shair mara to shairni beva hogai.

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
.
Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
.
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-

bekar hai wo log apni lover

bekar hai wo log apni lover ko miss karte hai, agar miss karana hi hai to us MACHHAR ko miss karo, jo apni jaan pe khel kar aapko kiss karte hai...

What is Your Name?

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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata

Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.

bewakoof ...;->

( ' :') ('; ' )

( ' :') ('; ' )
Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.
K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe ati

I love u

I mis u

Ab a jao na

My dear

Light !

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?

Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard

Agar Na De To Khusra

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham"

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...



Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz..

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz..
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he ….

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

EK BAT BOLU

EK BAT BOLU


NaraZ mt hona


Bolde



Soch lo




Ham




Tumse



bahut



Pyar





se keh rhe h
sMs kr diya kro nhi to..mobile chori krwa denge......

EK BAT BOLU

EK BAT BOLU


NaraZ mt hona


Bolde



Soch lo




Ham




Tumse



bahut



Pyar





se keh rhe h
sMs kr diya kro nhi to..mobile chori krwa denge......

mafi nama

mafi nama
agar meri miss bell sms se aap pareshan hai.
agar tang ho to bina jhijhak k apne mob. ko khench kar deewar par mare...
na rahega phone na bajegi tone...

tarif to sabhi karte hai mere sms ki,

tarif to sabhi karte hai mere sms ki,
magar sms ka jabab koi nhi deta,
hum to sabhi ko roz yaad karte hai,
par hume koi yaad nhi karta,

aisa bhi kya kasoor humne kar diya,

aisa bhi kya kasoor humne kar diya,
jo aapne is tarah hume gair kar diya,
maaf karna humari galtiyon ko,
jinki wajah se aapne hume yaad karna chod diya...

what is moobile,

what is moobile,
.what is moobile,
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niche kya dhoond rahe ho,
hath me kya chappal pakad rakhi hai...

what is moobile, .

what is moobile,
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niche kya dhoond rahe ho,
hath me kya chappal pakad rakhi hai

Msg 1 Masti he Ye call se sasti he

Msg 1 Masti he Ye call se sasti he
Nind ko Udati he Khoon ko Jalati
he Dimag ko pakati he per Apko
Humari Yad Dilati Hai

pyar karne wale pyare nhi hote,

pyar karne wale pyare nhi hote,
dil dene wale dildar nhi hote,
prem karne wale premi nhi hote,
lekin yaad karne wale apne jarur hote hai...

Dil Kabhi Ganda, Kabhi Hai Naik

Dil Kabhi Ganda, Kabhi Hai Naik Banda, Dil Ka Bharosa Kaise Koi Kare??....Dil Kabhi Thanda, Kabhi Hai Atom Bomb Sa,Ye Dhamaka Kaise Koi Sahe…..

Aksar pyar me log " Suicide "

Aksar pyar me log " Suicide " kar dete hai ...kabhi dosti me aaj tak sunaa ......nahi na.........

Har phool mubark ho

Har phool mubark ho tumko.har bahar mubarak ho tumko,shayad kal hum rahe na rahe...par har "DIN"mubark ho tumko

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Kisi ko Itna Na Chaho k Bhula Na Sako

Zindagi, Dost Aur Mohabbat Teeno Be-wafa Hote Hain.

Teacher:

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?



Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. :-)

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls)

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?



Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k

Kitne % Bhartiyon ko Lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?

Ans: 10%

Bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to Marry Katrina Kaif themselves.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York.


Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.

Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko... :-)

Zindagi Mei Race Kabhi Mat lagana.

Zindagi Mei Race Kabhi Mat lagana.

Why?

Kyun k aapka naam change ho sakta hai.

But How?

Because Jo Jeeta wohi "Sikandar"..

(',') <( )> 50kg J L

(',')
<( )> 50kg
J L

(,')>
<( ) 40kg J L (,") <)(> 15kg
JL

Dekha kya se kya ho gya aapke SMS k intezar main.

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he
..maut nahi.?
pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..

maut nahi.

Kuch Apni Si hai Kuch Ajnabi

Kuch Apni Si hai Kuch Ajnabi Si Yeh Zindagi, Ab Kya Baataye Humare Baare Me Log Kehte Muskurate Bahut Ho tum Ab kya baataye Unhe Sooni Si Hai Yeh Zindagi.......

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he

Log kahte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti he
..maut nahi.?
pr log ye kyu bhool jate hain ki dhoka to zindagi hi deti hai..

maut nahi.

==========)---- Ye mere

==========)---- Ye mere Dadda ki Talvaar hai. Jab bhi uthegi. SMS na karne walo k liye uthegi. Aap mat Dariye aap to karte hai na .?

Difference between bus driver &

Difference between bus driver & conductor. conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega aur agar driver so jaye to sabka ticket kat jayega.
Gm

7rang

7rang
7sur
7samundar
7janam
7sanskar
7 bole to
7me jeena
7me mrna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me milker chalna
bas yahi hai hamara7
bas aap 7dena:-)

Patient:mujhe bemari

Patient:mujhe bemari hai,khane k baad bhookh nahi lagati, sone k baad nind nahi aati kaam karu to thak jata hu, Dr: saari rat dhup me betho thik ho jaoge

1=Simple 2=Soft

1=Simple 2=Soft
3=Jisko dekha uske ho gye 4=Romantic
5=Darpok 6=confsd.
7=Mekar
8=Lovable 9=kanjuss
10=Bht Dildaar 11=Caring
12=Saf dil 13=kamchor
14=Matlabi

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat krna

Qki

Ye ati h HEER ki trah,

Lagti hai KHEER ki trah

Chubhti hai TEER ki trah

Aur

Bheek mangwati hai FAKEER ki trah.

Ek baar TAMANNA ne zindagi ke

Ek baar TAMANNA ne zindagi ke aanchal me apna sir rakhkar kaha ki.main poori kab houngi to zindagi ne hanskar jawab diya ki jo poori ho jaye wo TAMANNA hi kya..

Thnx Yaar.

Thnx Yaar.
Balance Mil Gaya Hai Mujhe.tumne sach me recharg karwa dia. thanx Dear.












Ye Sab Bate Kehne Ka Moka Kab DoGe

Parveen ki shaadi mai hue itne phool

Parveen ki shaadi mai hue itne phool nichawar ....wah wah Parveen ki shaadi mai hue itne phool nichawar.....wah wah Camera man Pappu ke sath GEO NEWS Peshawar

Kisi se itni dosti krna k hadd na rahe,

Kisi se itni dosti krna k hadd na rahe,
Mgr aitbar itna krna k shaq na rahe,
Wafa itni krna k bewafai na ho,
Or dua bas itni krna k judai na ho....

Apki Hasi Pr DiL Qurban

Apki Hasi Pr DiL Qurban

Aapki Khushi Pr Jaan Qurban

Aapki Muskan Pr Zindgi Qurban

Aur Agar SMS Aana Hua Band To

Agli 'BAKRAEID' Pe AAP b "QURBAN"

Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota

Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?


Wah Wah


Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?

Marwadi Proposal:

Marwadi Proposal:
O ri diwani tu he mahri rani
Ae Rasmalai ban ja mahri lugai
Kar le mahre se Shadi
Warna kar lungo apni barbadi.
I Luv u..

Duniya buri ho sakti he

Duniya buri ho sakti he
Tu Nai
Log bure ho sakte he
Tu Nai
Duniya bewaffa ho sakti he
Tu Nai
Pagal theek ho sakte he

Chal chor Yaar Or suna..

Na asman Fata or na he Dharti Hili

Na asman Fata or na he Dharti Hili
Fir apne kaise Socha Humare msg se Mukti Mili
Are Hum zara se Busy Kya Hue
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali

CID AGAIN

CID AGAIN
Is Darde Dil Ki Koi Dava Nahi..

Wah..

Iss Darde Dil Ki Koi Dava Nahi.

ACP- Daya Jaldi Karo,
Iss car Mein Hava Nahi Hai..

Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds

Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h,
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa hota.

arz kiya he, jis tarha ek machar

arz kiya he, jis tarha ek machar marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge,, wah wah thik usi tarha 2 3 sms karne sse aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge. hahahaha

EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne

EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna

QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He

Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge

Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De

Lekar Khusiya Tu Muje Faqir Bana De
Bus Guman Ko Hi Meri Taqdir BaNa De
Unki Palke Kabi Num Na Ho,
aeKHUDA
Unke Hatho Me Esi Lakir bana de

Ek Sach

Ek Sach
Yaad Aane Ka SABOOT Mat Mango dost
Qki Jo RISHTE
Sabooto Ki Buniyad Par Khade Hote Hai
Wo Rishte
Bade Saste Aur KAMJOR Hote He

zuba chup ho to aankhe bolti hai,

zuba chup ho to aankhe bolti hai,

aankhe band ho to saanse bolti hai,

saanse band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,

dhadkan band ho to









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doctor bolta hai
I AM SORRY.

mere Doggie ne kiya bone ko fetch....

mere Doggie ne kiya bone ko fetch....
mere
Doggie ne kiya bone ko fetCh....
ACP kehta hai: Bureau chalke banvaayo iss mujrim ka SKETCH!!

Daya n Abhijeet r best friends forevr...

Daya n Abhijeet r best friends forevr...

Daya n Abhijeet r best friends forevr...
...
But in D End.....its d only thing dat matters!!!!

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shiqwa Nahi..

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shiqwa Nahi..

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shiqwa Nahi..


ACP Pradyuman Aise Hi Ungli Hilata Hai..
Use Lakwa Nahi!!

Khush

Khush
hai zamana aaj pehli tareekh hai....
meetha hai khana aaj pehli
tareekh hai..!

...ACP: Arey Fredricks dekho....ye bodi ki ungli
kitni bareek hai..!

Kaise hoti hai -dhaan ki pisaaaiii......

Kaise hoti hai -dhaan ki pisaaaiii......

Kaise hoti hai -dhaan ki pisaaaiii......

Kal cid mei dikhenge-imraan aur prachi desaaaiii.....

Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....

Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....

Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....
...
Ohh no daya lash ka hath pehele se toota hai.

Barish me Sab Anpe Garo me So Gaye.....

Barish me Sab Anpe Garo me So Gaye.....
wah wah...
Barish me Sab Anpe Garo me So Gaye.....

...wah wah...

ACP Bola : Daya Ye CID ke SMS Karne Wale Kaha Khogaye?..

Raat Kali Ek Khwab Me Aayi...

Raat Kali Ek Khwab Me Aayi...
Wah Wah

Raat Kali Ek Khwab Me Aayi...

...Daya Bola: Acp Sir ApNe Phir Galat Jagah Pe Goli Chalai

ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

wah wah wah
...
ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

Daya:agar tumne Rupa Front line pehna he to chalo aage..

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

wah wah

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

Acp Pradyuman : daya ye pistol
To Khali he....

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......
.
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.
kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......
....
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.
daya pata lagao ki yeh bandook ki goliyan kisne khatam ki.......

khoon ka raang hota he lal.

khoon ka raang hota he lal.

gor farmaiye


khoon ka raang hota he lal.

acp ne kaha: pata lagao abhijeet.
DR.salunkhe ke sir pe kahan se aya itna sara baal !!!!

ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

wah wah wah
...
ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhage

Daya:agar tumne Rupa Front line pehna he to chalo aage..

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

wah wah

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

Acp Pradyuman : daya ye pistol
To Khali he....

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......
.
.
.
kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.......
....
.
.
daya pata lagao ki yeh bandook ki goliyan kisne khatam ki.......

khoon ka raang hota he lal.

khoon ka raang hota he lal.

gor farmaiye


khoon ka raang hota he lal.

acp ne kaha: pata lagao abhijeet.
DR.salunkhe ke sir pe kahan se aya itna sara baal !!!!

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli...

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli....

wah wah

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli....
...
Wo sab chodo, CID dekho, Abhijeet ko lagi hai goli!!

Chacha choudhary ke do do Bhatije,,,Wah

Chacha choudhary ke do do Bhatije,,,Wah
wah...
Chacha choudhary ke do do Bhatije,,,

ACP pradyuman - Oh My God,
... CID pe Ek aur PJ?

dard toh hamara kismat me hai

dard toh hamara kismat me hai
kushiya hamare nasib me kaha
koi hamse pyar kare hum itne kushnashib kaha

"Kisi me kami talash karne wale

"Kisi me kami talash karne wale ki misaal us makkhi ki si hai Jo pura Khubsurat Jism chod kar sirf Zakham par hi baithti hai..."

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,
Fark hai to sirf itna hai kee
Main khulta hu peeche se aur
Tum khulate ho aage se.

Na leke aana unhe mere janaze

Na leke aana unhe mere janaze me,warna yeMeri mohabbat ki toheen hogi, Mai char logon ke kandhe pe rahuga. aur meri jaan paidal chal rahi hogi.

1Aadmi Dusre se, Mere Dil ko Bada

1Aadmi Dusre se, Mere Dil ko Bada Jhatka Laga
Jab Mene Mndir Me 1Ladke ko Cigrate Pite Dekha
Mere Hath se to Daru ki Botle Hi Gir Gayi

Kya Mere Ms ne Kabhi apko Dukhi Kiya H,

Kya Mere Ms ne Kabhi apko Dukhi Kiya H,



Kbhi b,









Agar Ha?
To Apko Sehna hi Padega
Nhi To Free Ms ka Mai Qa Achar Dalu

What is gaali?-krodh k samay

What is gaali?-krodh k samay mukh se nikle asheel shabd athva shabdo ka samuh,jinke ucharan k paschat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhv hota hai.

karib koi GAM apke aaye Na.

karib koi GAM apke aaye Na.
Waqt apko kabhi rulaye na,
Bhara rahe khushiyon se Daman apka,
Khuda yeh meri aarzu thukraye na.

Boys Chalisa:- Yu To Hm H Brmchari

Boys Chalisa:- Yu To Hm H Brmchari Pr Jaha Dekhi Hasin Nari Whi Hmne Ankh Mari,Ptane Ki Koshis Jari,Pati To Hamari Vrna Hm To H Hi Brmchari.

Kisi Bhi Insaan Ki Khushi Ki Wajah Bano..

Kisi Bhi Insaan Ki Khushi Ki Wajah Bano..

Khushi Ka Hissa Nahi..,

Aur Kisi Bhi insaan Ke
Dukh Ka Hissa Bano..,

Dukh Ki Wajah Nahi

Apne Aasuon Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo

Apne Aasuon Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Kosish Na Kare,
Aur
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kardo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane Ki Chahat Kare.

Barsat ke mausam me wah wah

Barsat ke mausam me wah wah

barsat ke mausam me wah wah





ek chhata khareed lo yaar bheeg jaao ge.

Latest 'Raajneeti' PJ..

Latest 'Raajneeti' PJ..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..

wah wah..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..


Mora Piya Mose Bolat Naahi. :

Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai...
Na dar hai na koi khauf
wah wah.....

Na dar hai na koi khauf

The number u r trying is currently switched off

QUESTION:- "Sharam kya hai"

QUESTION:-
"Sharam kya hai"









ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;-)

Kya Ap Machharo Se

Kya Ap Machharo Se
pareshan He
sone Me Takleef Hoti H

to..Machharo ke sone Ke baad
So jao
What n Idea Sir G

PJ Mitti ko ENGLISH mein kehte hai CLAY

PJ
Mitti ko ENGLISH mein kehte hai CLAY
.
wah-wah
.
Mitti ko ENGLISH mein kehte hai CLAY
.
.
.
UUUHH.. AAAAHH...
LET D MUZIK PLAY. :-D

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Wah wah!

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Tu 2 minute ruk Main Pani Pi K aya.

Mudkar Na Dekh

Mudkar Na Dekh
Mujhe u Haste
Haste

Mere "DoST" Bade
Jaalim Hai
Keh Denge Bhabi ji NAMASTE

Ajib RiwaJ H Is Dunia Ka

Ajib RiwaJ H Is Dunia Ka
Kehte H
Sabse Mil Julkar Raho
Pyar Mohbat Se Raho
or Jab KisiSe Pyr Ho Jae
Kehte H In Sabse Dur Raho

Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,

Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani.

Kuch khud Barbad hue.

Kuch"orkut"aur"Facebook"ki Meharbani hai.

Sitaron ne puncha mehfil main-

Sitaron ne puncha mehfil main-
Dharti main Swarg kahan hai?????
Aakashvani hui zorro se-
Swarg hai toh Bharat main hai...
Jai Hind!

Jab ghee shidhi ungli se na nikle to Chamac

Jab ghee shidhi ungli se na nikle to





Chamach ka istemal kiya karo
har baat me ungli karna achi baat nahi







Chamach ka istemal kiya karo
har baat me ungli karna achi baat nahi

Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
;****;
x(@..@)x
"(---)"
BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
;****;
x(@..@)x
"(---)"
BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

Somebody wants

Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
;****;
x(@..@)x
"(---)"
BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

Apne kya socha paigam nahi ayega,

Apne kya socha paigam nahi ayega, socha ki ye dost yuhi bhul jayega,ye to adat hai hmari satane ki warna itna pyara dost kaun bhul payega.

IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'

IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'




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4017
aise likhna tha

Sachi bahaduri ka matlb

Sachi bahaduri ka matlb

der rat ko ghar lotna

late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun

Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole

Or tum kaho"Chak De India".

REPLY IS MUST

REPLY IS MUST...Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe ya alag ho jaye to wo kaun si pehli chiz h jo meri yaad dilaegi apko.? rply zaruri hai.

Hum apke account me kuch

Hum apke account me kuch jama kar rahe hai...
Dosti, Pyar, Wishes,Khushiya, Hansi....
Jis ka pin code hai apki "SMILE"...
so always keep smiling.

cid pj's mein ab na raha dum. . .

cid pj's mein ab na raha dum. . .
wah wah..
cid pj's mein ab na raha dum . .
wah wah . .
ACP to DAYA : kya hum hai kisi khooni se kam...

Shaam hui,suraj dhala...

Shaam hui,suraj dhala...
wah wah.
shaam hui,suraj dhala..

ACP praduman kehta hai, "Salunke, Enn PJ likhne wale bacchon ka kuch pata chala !"

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"

Aaj barish hone

Aaj barish hone Ki sambhavna he,
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcoz Khali jaghon me pani jaldi Bharta h.

Kisi ki khushi main shareek na

Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano, aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano, then life will be more beautiful .

Aap Hmari Duvao me samil ho is Trha

Aap Hmari Duvao me samil ho is Trha

fulo me hoti h khusbu jis Trha

Khuda ap ki zindagi me itni khushya de

zamin pe hoti h barish jis Trha

Khushi ne vada kiya-

Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"
so enjoy every moment
JIO DIL SE..

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kare
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kar Do Ki Har Koi UsKo Pane Ki Chah Kare.!!!

An exercise for you:

An exercise for you:

kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
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EK BHI NAHI?

Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.

('.') ('.') ('.') > ) > ) > )LL LL LL

('.') ('.') ('.')
> ) > ) > )LL LL LL

Shanti Banaye Rakhe
Dhakka Mukki Na Kare.
"Mera" SmS SabKo Milega Line Me Khade Rahe.

Apnay Watan Se

Apnay Watan Se Door Jo Kuch Bhi Mil Jaye
Sabar Shukar Se Kha Pi Lo.

Chahay Woh

Jootay He Kyon Na Hon.

Har inayat har khushi

Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,Mahak uthe wo mehfil jaha hasi aapko ho,Koi bhi lamha aapka udas na ho,Khuda kre jannat jaisi zindgi aapki ho..!!

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga

Police ne pakad liya h

Murder case me

Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?

khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..

LIFE changes frm

LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Grlfrnd 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.

Apna khayal Rakhna

Apna khayal Rakhna

Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana

Khana Time Par khana

Bade Samhalkar Chalna

kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na





isme Bahut barish hoti hai.

Har Dua Mein Aap Ki

Har Dua Mein Aap Ki Khushi Mangte Hain
Aap Ke Liye Sitaron Se Roshnee Mangte Hain
Naho Jisme Koi Vi Gum
Allah Se Aap Ke Liye Wo Zindagi Mangte Hain

Har Dua Mein Aap Ki

Har Dua Mein Aap Ki Khushi Mangte Hain
Aap Ke Liye Sitaron Se Roshnee Mangte Hain
Naho Jisme Koi Vi Gum
Allah Se Aap Ke Liye Wo Zindagi Mangte Hain

ReaL_StaR

ReaL_StaR
2type ki girls k
piche Na bhago
1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tumko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati
wo tumse kya pategi

garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar

garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar kar rahe the
1 bikhari aaya

sabse paise liyr

aur taxi me baith ke chala gaya

Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,

Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,



Hame pata nahi tha sanam tirchha dekhte hain

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai....

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai.... Magar Tajurba 'Galat Faisle' se he hasil hota hai

Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek

Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek word bheja hai, Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se, bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"

word bheja hai, Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se, bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"

Teri khusi k khatir hum BEWAFA

Teri khusi k khatir hum BEWAFA ka iljam le lenge.Teri hanton ko jakhm na lage,
Isiliye hum aapni kafan v phoolon ka banayenge.Teri khusi k khatir hum BEWAFA ka iljam le lenge.Teri hanton ko jakhm na lage,
Isiliye hum aapni kafan v phoolon ka banayenge.

Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,hath faelaye

Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!

Khushiya hi khushiya mile tujhe hr taraf,

Khushiya hi khushiya mile tujhe hr taraf, kbi n paye tu gm ki ek jhalak, sari tmnna ho puri, yahi hai dil se dua meri...

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye,

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

Description of majnu ki aulaad:

Description of majnu ki aulaad:
Laila majnu milna sake
beach main hi mar gaye,
App kaise kehte hoke
aulad paida kar gaye :)

Abay khajoor…

Abay khajoor…
Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….
Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…
Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).

Film dekhni hai?

Film dekhni hai?


Dekho












The End


Yeh thi SANJAY LILA BANSALI Ki Film
WHITE!

CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

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GHANTA SURPRISE AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE

Arz Kiya He! Ankho Main Nami Thi Or

Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...








GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...


o





GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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Ab hame sirf

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIAN.

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai..

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.



hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge



hm to h bahut hi garib admi



14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker

Har qadam pe farishton ka lasker ho sath apke,Har qadam pe apki hufazat khuda kare,Ho apka nasib aisa duniya me K aasman b apki qismat pe NAAZ kare..

Machli jal ki rani hai

Machli jal ki rani hai

No.. No..
Something new...

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi

kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje

kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi, par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...

log bolenge kese fashane

log bolenge kese fashane me likhata hu, me dil se kitna rota hu, par bat ye nahi he me to sirf apne yaro se apne dil ka fasana bolta hu ...

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT

MERA JIVAN MERA DESH,BHARAT MATA KI JAI,
JAB TAK HAMARA DESH AAJAD RAHEGA,
TAB TAK HUM APNI BHARAT MATA KI RAKSHA KAREGE।

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Main bilkul shareef ho gaya hoon.

Main bilkul shareef ho gaya hoon. 1 ladki k kareeb ho gaya hoon. Uske paas mere DIL ki chaabi hain. Woh meri aakhri DILRUBA aur tumhari 25v BHABHI hai..

Bat banti h dil se

Bat banti h dil se
Dil banta h dost se
Dost banta h pyar se
Pyar banta h parivaar se
Parivar banta h ghar se
OrGhar banta h AMBUJA CEMENT SE

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya

Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika.

Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika.
Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya.
ek ne DESH k liye,
Dusre ne AISH k liye,
aur tisre ne CASH k liye.

Khusbu mangi thi khuda se wo lajawab

Khusbu mangi thi khuda se wo lajawab phool thama gaye thodi khushi magi jo dua me to aap se mila ke sabse khush naseeb bana gaye

Gussa ho!

Gussa ho!
MERA SMS NAHI aata isliye
YE LO BADE
SMSSMSSMSSMS
LO CHOTE
smssmssmssms
LO REMIX
SmSsMsSmSsMs
STYLE WALE BHI LO
$M$$m$

ab khush??

Meri Raho K Jo Jugnu Hai,Wo Tere H

Meri Raho K Jo Jugnu Hai,Wo Tere H
Teri Raho K Jo Andhere H
Wo Mere H
Chu Sakta Nhi Koi Gum Tujko Q K.Tujhpar Duaon K Jo Pehre Hai Wo Mere H

Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Kr..

Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Kr..

Us Ne Pucha K Kb Tk Apne Kandhe Pe Sone dogae...?


Maine Hanste Howe Kaha...!

Jb Tk Log Muje Kandha nhi date

DON ka intjar to11 mulko k Digree Colleges

DON ka intjar to11 mulko k Digree Colleges ki Ladkiya kar Rahi hai Lekin DON ka aana Muskil hi nhi Namumkin b hai,
QKI DON


INTER me Fail Ho Gaya Hai.

C Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya

C Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya agar macharo se bachana ho to lgaeye machardaniya.

Latest P.J...

Latest P.J...

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

wah..wah..

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

MUNNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.. :-

Jab se tmhe dekha he,

Jab se tmhe dekha he,


mera


din ko


raat ko


subah ko


shaam ko


dopeher ko




Has-Has ke bura haal ho gaya h.
Oh my GOD!
insaan aise bhi hote hai.

CID- Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai..

CID-
Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Wah wah.. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji or Daal hai.. Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To Maal hai.

GOD ne Din Banaya Naam diya

GOD ne Din Banaya Naam diya
AFTERNOON,
Raat ki Roshni Banayi Naam diya
MOON,
Soch Samjhkar Tumhe Banaya
or
Naam Diya
"CARTOON" B-)

Kal Raat Mere dost K Dada Uske Khwab

Kal Raat Mere dost K Dada Uske Khwab Me Aye Or Kaha-Baccho Dil Khol Kr Paap Kro
Qki Nrak Me Bilkul Jagah Nhi H
Hm Khud Diwaro Pr Bethe He.

Intresting Indian cricketr's names..

Intresting Indian cricketr's names..


Ravi shas3

Mahendra Singh 2ni


100Rav Ganguly


Sachin 10Dulkar


Mun1/2 patel

Its Amazing

Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye

Pyar Use Nhi Kehte Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye



Pyar To Use Kehte Hai



Jisme Aashiq Mar Jaye Aur Pyar Amar Ho Jaye..

Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao!

Jungle Badhao
Desh Bachao!

Pasina Bahao
Paisa Kamao!

Msg Bhejo
Friendship Badao!

Nhi To,

Switch Off Karo Mobile,
Battery Bachao.

Tume Maloom hai janaam!!

Tume Maloom hai

janaam!!

tum bhi

ek...

Qatil ho,...

mere ander ka ek

hansta hua insaan

Tum ne mar dala hai

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Yar Aapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai.

Yar
Aapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai. Aap ro padenge ye news sunkar Pehle wada kro aap royege nhi aapko meri kasam h,








Aap kabhi
MUMMY nahi ban sakte..

Apne Muje Dekha

Apne Muje Dekha
Fir Aap Mere Piche Aye
Aate Gye.

Fir
Fir
Fir Kya..?

Mujhe
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada

Meri Hasi Ka Hisab Kon Krega ,

Meri Hasi Ka Hisab Kon Krega ,
Meri Galti Ko Maf Kon Krega ,
Aye Khuda Is Msg Padne wale ko Slamat Rkna ,
Varna Meri Shadi me NAGIN WALA DANCE KON
Karega . . .

Jab ap Kisi Ko Khuda Se Mango Aur Woh

Jab ap Kisi Ko Khuda Se Mango Aur Woh ap Ko Naa Mile To Samajh Jao ki apko Khuda Se Koi Aur Mang chuka Hai.

Ajnbi rhna pr kisi ka intjar mt krna.Kisi k

Ajnbi rhna pr kisi ka intjar mt krna.Kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekrar mt krna.Acha sath mil jaye to hath tham lena. Pr dikhave k liye kisi se pyar mt krna.

Honda Company Ki Gaadi He Shine..

Honda Company Ki Gaadi He Shine..

Waah waah..

Honda Company Ki Gaadi He Shine..

Waah waah..



Hey, How Are You..??

I am Fine....

Badi Femas Kahawat He..

Badi Femas
Kahawat He..

Sote Waqt Koi
Tension Le Kar
Nhi Sona Chahiye..


.


Fir B

Hum Apko Yaad
Karke Hi Sote He..

Eid ('.') Ane *==))==* Wali __/ L H

Eid ('.')
Ane *==))==*
Wali __/ L
H
Jis Jis ko Hme Eid Mubark
Kehna Ho
Wo Line Me Lag Jaye
('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <)) <))
LL LL LL LL dhakka mukki nhi.

Kbhi-kbhi ansu Smile se zyada spcl hote h,

Kbhi-kbhi ansu Smile se zyada spcl hote h,
Kyuki Smile to sb k liye hoti h,
Mgr ansu unk liye hote h, jinhe hm khona nhi chahte.
~>

Dum h to ans do

Dum h to ans do
China kis Desh me h?
15 Aug kis Date ko ati h?
Green Rng kis Color ka Hota h?
Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte h?
Mumtaz k Qabar me Kon Dafan h?

Dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh

Dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgoshh
rameshh ne ankh mari pushhpa behosh

Zindgi Me Jyada Khushi MileTo Kbhi Piche

Zindgi Me Jyada Khushi MileTo Kbhi Piche Mudkr Dekh Lena Hm Apke Piche Hi Hoge
Pr Dukh Me Kbhi Piche Mudkr Mt Dekhna Qki Tb Hm ApkeSath Hoge

Darna Hoto Aahat Dekho

Darna Hoto Aahat Dekho
Rona Hoto Balika Vadhu
Nachna Hoto Dance India Dance
Or
Hasna Ho To,
Aaina Dekho
Kasam Se Haste-Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge.

Mera Dost Sunday Ke Din Jhakash

Mera Dost Sunday Ke Din Jhakash Nazar Aata Hai..!

Wah Wah..

Aur Aaye Bhi Kyu Na?
Woh Sirf Isi Din To Nahata Hai.. !

Wah Wah..

Nazar Aata Hai..!

Wah Wah..

Aur Aaye Bhi Kyu Na?
Woh Sirf Isi Din To Nahata Hai.. !

Wah Wah..

Just Imagine

Just Imagine
"Aap Duniya Ki Aise Gift Gallery Par Khade Hai Jaha Duniya Ki Sari Cheeze Milti Hai To Aap Mere Liye Kya Kharidege"
Reply Now..

Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza maut

Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza maut k baad hota hai
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*
*
*
for example
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*
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zinda chicken
Rs 80/-
chicken tandoori
Rs 380/-

Smoking effects lungs.

Smoking effects lungs.
Drinking effects liver.
Girls effect heart.
But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha coma me jaoge....:-D
Avoid it..

Sar jhukta h SHARM me.

Sar jhukta h SHARM me.
Sar jahukta h ADAB me.

Sar jhukta h LIKHNE me.

Or Sar jhukta h kisi "GENIUS" ka msg pdhne me.

Pdho.Pdho. Sar jhuka ke padho

Zindgi me 3 chize hamesa bhul jana...

Zindgi me 3 chize hamesa bhul jana...

DARD
GUM
NARAZGI

Or zindgi me 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna

HANSI
PYAR
or
ho sake to hame...

Ek machar suicide karne

Ek machar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me
but usne mana kar diya why?

?

?

bcoz us din karvachoth tha..

Jab meri DUA Qubul ho to

Jab meri DUA Qubul ho to khushi hoti hai ki isme meri marzi hai

Or jab na ho to khshi aur bhi badh jati ha ki ye Khuda ki marzi he

Zindgi Me "SHAADI" Krna Bahut Zaruri He.

Zindgi Me "SHAADI" Krna Bahut Zaruri He.

Puchho Q..?




Puchho na.?









QKi Zindgi Me "KHUSHIYA" Hi Sab Kuchh Nhi Hoti.!

"GAM" B ' Zaruri Hai.

World Record..

World Record..
Ek Aadmi Ne Aaj 24 Ganto Tak
Pani Me Saans rok-Kar K Naya Record
Banaya He!
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Uska Janaza KaL subha Niklega. ;)

Deadliest P.J:

Deadliest P.J:
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke khaa jao

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-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

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Aakhir Insaniyat Naam Ki Bhi Koi 'Cheese' Hoti
Hai.

Oye Ruko!!! Abi Delete Mat Karo.

Oye Ruko!!! Abi Delete Mat Karo... Neeche Karo, Or Neeche Thora Or Neeche Bas Chalo Ab Delete Kar Do

mujhe udas dekh kar usne kaha

mujhe udas dekh kar usne kaha, mere hote huye tumhe koi dukh nahi de sakta, fir aisa hi hua bad me jitne dukh mile sab usi ke the....

Karachi Or Mujh Mein

Karachi Or Mujh Mein Zyada Fark Nahi "Pappu",,, . . Fark Itna Hai Keh Karachi Keh Halaat Set Nai Hote, Or Mujh Se Bachi Set Nai Hoti... ;->

Paper Mei Is Liye Mere 100

Paper Mei Is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye Hain Pappu… Likh K Aaya Tha… ” HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF ” ;->

Kitne Pyar Se Likha ThaKitne Pyar Se

Kitne Pyar Se Likha ThaKitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero
Female Ho To 3 Sms Kero
Apnay Aap Per Shaq Hai To Chup Raho

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega. Wah Wah.. Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega

Khuda ki bandage me khudko

Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna, har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna, dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe, toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:

I.T.of INDIAN GODS:

Brahma-System Installer,

Vishnu-System Supporter,

Shiv-System Programmer,

Narad-data Transfer,

Yamraj-Deleter,

Apsara-Virus.

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,

CID pj Again..Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,Dil Diya hai,Pyaar kiya he.,ACPKehta he"Ho na ho daya KhoonWatchman ne hi kiya he..

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe.

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe..."Fill in blank for me. send this message to your friends and get cool replies but reply me first...Kuch acha reply karna.

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna,rahe jab tak dosti duniya salamat rakhna,bujha dena meri aankho ke diye,magar unki aankho ke har khwab ko salamat rakhna.

Sad story :(

Sad story :(

2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata hai
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki
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dono murgay hai

Moral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!
na aar na paar ;-)

Saari Duniya k saare log tujhe

Saari Duniya k saare log tujhe apne faiyde k liye chahte hai,,,

Sirf ek KHUDA hi hai jo tujhe tere faiyde k liye chahta hai”

Seediyan unke liye

Seediyan unke liye
bani hai,

jinhe chatt per jana hai

Aasman par ho jinki nazar,

unhe to rasta khud bnana hai

Right Na..

I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo

I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo
aur jeeto nazdiki police station
ki trip wo bhi luxorius jeep me
.Khana.Phina.Rahna
free.uper se Body Massaj v

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1-Time ki bacht(2)Acchi Nind(3)koi Miss Call nahi4-Koi chinta nahi.5-saving money 6-Koi safai nahi ki number busy kyu tha.

life mein ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..

life mein ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..
cream biscuit meit cream hota hai
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par tiger biscuit mein tiger nehi hota.

Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Chicken ready? Yes Boss.

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay

Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay Ho Sachon Se Zyada Tum Sachay Ho Mene Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Wo Boli "PAPPU" Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bachay Ho. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko

Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko Gusse Mai Yeh Shair Arz Krta Hai.. Karachi K Halat Dekh K Rota Hun . . . . Rat Mai Chaddi Pehen K Sota Hun..