Newton’s 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad
“Newton’s 5th law”:
If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,
You Can Kick Your Own Hips

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,
Aur Kaha
Maa Qasam,
Sab Filmi Hai.

An unmarried girl’s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den ke
Ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tak pohanch jaye…
“Kahan hein ap?
Kab ayein gey?
Apni ammi ko jaldi bhejein.
Mein ne aur nahi parhna.”:-(

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes : to look at you
Hands : to pray for you
Mind : to remember you
Heart : to miss you
and…
Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.