Yaar me ye msg ap ko apne

Yaar me ye msg ap ko apne
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8 GB memory
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DUA krna jald az jald kr sku

Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai

Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai ?

Ek bachcha - Yes mam RAVRI DEVI par LALU PRASAD chadhta hai.

nsan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?

nsan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
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Phir
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Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste, Sada khushiyo se bhare ho tere raste,Hasi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,Khusbu phool ke sath rehti hai jis tarah.

Aasooyon ko na dosh do..

Aasooyon ko na dosh do... Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai... Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara.. bin pooche... chale aate hai