Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!

Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao.

Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao.
Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise?
Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.

Advocate-Talak kar wane k 5000 lagenge.

Advocate-Talak kar wane k 5000 lagenge.
Men-Pagal ho kya? Panditji ne 51 me shadi karye thi.
Advocate-To saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.

Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane

Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone
mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.
Wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
Baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!

Master- Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,

Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?



Papa:Nahi beta



Bachcha: Phir itni khaufnaak mummy kahan se le aaye.

santa & banta

Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?

Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai

Santa-wo kaise?

Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai

Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.