Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...

Teacher: Kids write an essay

Teacher: Kids write an essay on President of Pakistan.....
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Few Moments Later...........
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Student: Miss! What is the english of Kanjar????

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.


Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu! Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Friend (Santa) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Santa: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne.:-)

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya

Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur

paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

Yaara, ye konsa road tha?

Itna speed breaker?