Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...

Beta-Papa aap press kyon karte hain

Beta-Papa aap press kyon karte hain.
Papa-Isase salvaten nikal jati hai.
Beta-Fir to achchha hai, main Dadaji ke gaal ki salvaten nikal dunga.

Santa ne apne 6 months k baby

Santa ne apne 6 months k baby
ki birthday partyrakhi,kisine
pucha:6 month k baby ka B'Day kese.
Santa:Hum semester system ko follow karte hai

fill in the blanks sms fill in the blanks 1.

fill in the blanks sms
fill in the blanks 1.

Three things in ME which U can never 4get. “____” ; “____” ; & “____” ; FiLL in d BLanks. WaiTinG 4 an HonesT RpLy! ;-) :-D:-)

fill in the blanks 2.

wo___bhi kya___thi, jis___me wo___thi us ___ k basane se mere dil ki ___`___thi in 7 blanks me 1hi word ata hai wo word kya hai ??? rply me

fill in the blanks 3.

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

fill in the blanks 4.

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…


Read more: Funny Sms - Part 2

Father: Mere 4 bachay hain,

Father: Mere 4 bachay hain, 3 ne MBA kea hua hai aur 1 Chor hai

Frnd: Jo choriyan karta ha usay ghar se nikaalte Q Nhi ho?

Father: ek wohi to Kama k lata hai..


Read more: Funny Sms - Part 2हिंदी

santa Banta se:

santa Banta se:

America main Hollywood hai.

India mai Bollywood hai.

England mai kya hai ?

Banta:

England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)

Shaadi mein khana khula...

Shaadi mein khana khula...

Santa ko plate nahi mili..

Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..

Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..

Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga