Teacher To Santa:

Teacher To Santa:

Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?




Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:



Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->

Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..

Train chali, Santa ji 1 dibbe mai char gaye..

TT bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka dibba hai.

Santa : Sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho ;->

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy.

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...

Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....

Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.

Some1 wrote 2 santa,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.
Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo"

santa sent Rs600 n wrote, "O-A Main sabka baap hon:->"

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!