Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me .

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.