santa & banta

Santa Banta se:
Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?

Banta:
Pata nahi bhai,
meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi..

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL BOHAL KHOBSURAT HO RAHI HUN...
HUSBEND-TUMNE KAISE JANA?
WIFE-AJ KAL MERI KHOBSURTI DEKH KER ROTI BHI JALNE LAGI HAI...

1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA?

1 GADHA RO RO KER DUA KER RAHA THA? YA KHUDA MUJHE PADHNE KI TOFIQ DE? 1 DIN USKI DUA QABOOL HUYE OR WO YE SMS BHI PADH RAHA HAI

SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA..

SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA.. PLANE RUNWAY PER DOR RAHA THA.. SANTA NE PILOT KO THAPPAD MARA OR BOLA.. ABE SALE DEER HO RAHI HAI OR TU BY ROAD JA RAHA HAI....

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz laga

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz lagai,santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya dost-kuch to pahen leta yaar,santa bhag k andar gaya or “chappal pahen kar aa gaya.

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet,

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All the ladies stood up.
santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...|||"

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.

Gabar: ye haat mujhe dede thakur.
Thakur: tere pas do haat to hai hi, do aur leke kya shera vali mata banega...