RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Master:tumne homework nah

Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi

judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha?
Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga