Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karunga

Dad-Kyu?

Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte hai

Dad-Are Beta Karle..
Chota sa to Gaon H
Kitni chali hogi

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,

Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,
Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga.
Boy: Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,
jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.

Santa road se gujar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
job : i love myself

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho Premika:dhokla.