Santa TV showroom me jate hai.

Santa TV showroom me jate hai.
Santa: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Santa: Ik green wala dena.

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do

Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?

Heights of laziness:

Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
mom:khud lelo
beta:pls dedo
mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…