Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

santa ne aag mai jalte hue makaan

santa ne aag mai jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?



kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.

Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari

Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.

Hindi teacher asks-KAAL kitne prakar ke hote hai?

Hindi teacher asks-KAAL kitne prakar ke hote hai?
SANTA -7 prakar k
Local kaal, STD kaal, ISD kaal, Missed kaal,Receivd kaal, Dialled kaal and sasriy kaal,

srk ko audition mein ek ladki

srk ko audition mein ek ladki ne bhaiya kaha aur wo ladki film ke liye select ho gayi secrtry ne pucha apno usko select kyon kiya srk ne kaha pehli baar to kisi ne bhai kaha hai

PATIENT: Dr bahut patli aa rahi Hai.

PATIENT: Dr bahut patli aa rahi Hai.
DR: Kitni Patli
PATIENT: Bahut Patli
DR: Kitni patli
PATIENT : Itni patli ki SMS padnewala kulli kar le

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Bunty : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!