Santa public toilet gaya aur ek gante aad nikla.

Santa public toilet gaya aur ek gante aad nikla.
Bahar baita jamadar bola- 20rs
Santa-saale... bathroom me baita tha... koi cyber cafe me nahi...

Santa: Station tak jane ke kitne paise?

Santa: Station tak jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2 Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2 Rs mein kaun le ke jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Santa & banta

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Mein Ziada Munaafa Ho?

Banta:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Main Baich Dy

Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larki: choro na

Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,

Larki: choro na tum be

Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoØn.

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye

banta & santa

Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa-khud ko
Banta-Isme kya likha hai ?
Santa-maloom nahi
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha hai