A couple in train

A couple in train,
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?

santa&banta

santa - tune meri jeb me haath kyu dala??
banta - nuje machis lena he.
santa - mujhse maang lete..
banta - me ajnabiyo se baat nahi karta

Son-hum patakhe yaha se lenge

Son-hum patakhe yaha se lenge
Mom-ye to grls hostl h?
M-papa khte the sab phuljharia yaha milti he

SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB

SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...

KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?

SARDAR: BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..

Sardar: AAj mae ny PAni ko Ullu bana dia.

Sardar: AAj mae ny PAni ko Ullu bana dia.

Frnd: Pani ko Ullu? Wo kaise?


Sardar: Oye!Subah maeny Pani GARAM kiya or THANDAY pani se NAha liya

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi?

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi?
Saale bounced cheque,dharti pe liability,pedaishi bad-debt,insolventaadmi,itna marungi Balance Sheet tally nahin hogi..

Dehati aurat cheque cash

Dehati aurat cheque cash karwane bank gayi
Clerk: Yahan sign karo
Aurat: Kaise
Clerk: Jaise letter ke aakhir mein likhti ho
She wrote: AAP KE MUNNE KI MA