Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

Teacher: sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K

gana sunenge

gana sunenge

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focukt main to aisa hi milega

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

2 mendak baithe the.

2 mendak baithe the.
1 bola: tarr.
2ra bola: tarr.
1 fir bola: tarr.
2ra fir bola: tarr.
1 bola: farr.
to 2ra bola: yaar! tu topic change mat kar..

santa & banta

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!