A Santa enters shop shouts,

A Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Agar apse kendra sarkar ke vibhag ka koi

Agar apse kendra sarkar ke vibhag ka koi bhi adhikari rishwat mangta hai to CBI ko phone kare. SP CBI LUCKNOW 9984854660

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo.

Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithen.

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me

ßeta: Kya is martaba abbu eliction me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte....
Élection me kya khare honge¿?

Agar Anupam kher Don hota to

Agar Anupam kher Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
Bas kar mere baap