Bania market jata hai underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Train mein ik mosquito Funny

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki

Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division aati hai.

Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:
Aapki beti Bed me first class hai !