Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad husband bola:
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad husband bola:
"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."
Wife ne zor se Husband ko free style me Mara aur Boli:
"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
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